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2006-08-17 05:19:11 · 26 answers · asked by CurlyQ 4 in Society & Culture Etiquette

For the thickies, Domicile means a residence or home. Guess what DOMESTIC refers to.

Urinals stink. Toilet floors and bathmats are affected by the uric acid splashes and also stink. OK for pigs!

2006-08-18 00:29:37 · update #1

26 answers

If your aim is bad, SIT DOWN! Or be prepared to clean the bathroom!

2006-08-17 05:25:44 · answer #1 · answered by mediahoney 6 · 1 0

I am not sure who invented the idea of the urnal, but it is probably the most demeaning way to pee. First of all you have to stand there right next to someone else doing the same thing, and for some reason after men pee, they have a tendency to pass a little gas, or a lot. If you are not done with your business, then you are a victim to whatever gaseous oderiferous fumes that happen to evolve from out of your brother pisser. There is no place to go unless you want to spray the wall and possible the guilty neighbor. I have been in restrooms in Vegas where they have a little guy with towels and aftershave and a clothes brush that he starts to brush you off with before you can finish zipping up. This obviously can cause a tradgedy if the zipper gets to the same elevation as mike does before it is in its box, ers. And ice cubes, what in the world do some hotels put ice cubes in the urnals for? They must not know that those things are odd shaped and ricochhet the urnine back onto your clothing. You then have to try somehow to get to the level of the stupid air hand dryer and dry your pants. Maybe you could ask the attrendant if you could stand on his shoulders or something?
No I don't think that setting is the answer unless you are tired or hung over. In that case setting can be an asset, pardon the pun. Just in case, what you may think could be a little gas, turns out to be lastnights vodka and hot peppers and pizza.
Peace

2006-08-17 12:42:54 · answer #2 · answered by happylife22842 4 · 0 1

pissing standing up is one of the few great freedoms and privelages men still (and should) enjoy. If you are able to do it, why compromise by sitting down and spoiling the fun of aiming at the porcelain- making the satisfying sound of a small waterfall and changing the aim. Sitting down to urinate is demeaning for a man because we have the choice to pee in a faster and more enjoyable way. Why are we getting pressure to change the way we relieve ourselves as nature intended because sometimes a few of us occassionally splash the floor?

2006-08-17 14:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by syelark 3 · 0 0

Yes they should, otherwise it ends up over the seat, on the floor and the next person ends up sitting in it.

2006-08-17 12:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

Only if they can't aim properly or constantly leave the seat up (if it's a toilet used by women as well)

2006-08-17 12:32:26 · answer #5 · answered by Dawn 4 · 1 0

Men when they have a tinkle should be careful where they sprinkle and if go astray remember to use the germ cleaning spray (and a cloth) of course.

2006-08-17 12:31:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

yes, . . .
Because men are pigs, especially immature boys who think its fun to make a mess.
Which hardly matters since lots of grown men are also very immature as well.

2006-08-17 12:39:43 · answer #7 · answered by somber_pieces 6 · 0 0

What does an indomestic toilet look like? A stump?

If I could stand while I pissed, I"d do it all the time.

2006-08-17 12:32:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Who the hell calls it a "domestic toilet"?

Here's the thing: only sit down if you gotta' take a dump.

2006-08-17 12:24:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I thought blokes only had to sit if they're taking a dump or they have a hard on?!

2006-08-17 13:16:32 · answer #10 · answered by lizarddd 6 · 1 0

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