Well I started to pray and I said, "Jesus I will love u forever if u will take off ur clothes and climb on top of me and have ur way with me." Jesus replied with a loud thunderboomer "And why would I want to do that girlie adult?" So I smiled at Jesus and said "Honey I just thought since u never married u might want to try someone different."
2006-08-17 05:07:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sounds like you should be asking for forgiveness for saying such a filthy thing
sad that you were brought up that way
2006-08-17 05:14:21 · answer #1 · answered by Ariell 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, it started out good, but somehow the punchline had no punch!
It kinda reminds me of a joke I made up when I was a little kid. What did the rocket say to the moon? Watch out, or I'll poke a hole in ya! Sadly, I think I was the only one who thought it was funny. Oh well, better luck next time girlie adult ;)
2006-08-17 12:15:30 · answer #2 · answered by hellzbellz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What your are doing is not a Proposition,
I will pray for you, as long as you are alive, there is a chance for redemption.
I would suggest you don't wait to long.
An eternity is a terrible thing to waste.
Peace to you!
2006-08-17 12:15:18 · answer #3 · answered by C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are bordering blasphemy! I fear for your soul.
Jesus Christ Is the Only Way To Heaven!
In The Holy Bible, “Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.” John 14:6. He meant “I am the only way to God the Father and to heaven”, “I am the only truth that you need to know.” and “I am the only spiritual life available to mankind.” In other words, “I am the only true and living God.”
All other so-called gods are false gods. They are not real. They do not exist. No other so-called god has the power to forgive, cleanse and remove all your sins from you to get you to heaven. They don't even claim to.
I pray you will believe this and accept the fact that you are a sinner needing to be saved from your sins (“For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;” Romans 3:23, The Holy Bible.) and accept the fact that the blood Jesus Christ shed for you at Calvary is the only way you can have your sins forgiven, cleansed and removed and is the only way you can get to heaven. I pray you will acknowledge that you are a sinner and ask Jesus Christ to forgive, cleanse and remove all you sins and accept Him into your heart/life to live for Him the rest of your life. (“But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:” John 1:12, in the Holy Bible.) That is what it means to be born again. (“Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.” John 3:3 in The Holy Bible.)
God loves you and it is not His will that you perish in hell.
(“The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.” II Peter 3:9 in The Holy bible.)
This is my prayer for you
2006-08-17 12:15:36 · answer #4 · answered by LARRY S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It must not have worked out. According some people on Y!A, Jesus was / should be neutered and may not even be anatomically correct.
2006-08-17 12:22:36 · answer #5 · answered by sheeple_rancher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus did preach Charity. You're a good egg.
2006-08-17 12:14:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's clever.. I like it.
Have a cup of coffee (_)?
2006-08-17 12:13:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that funnuy... where are ure parents.. are u home alone.. it seems lyk it..!? how old are u.. u sound under 12..
2006-08-17 12:13:44 · answer #8 · answered by tariq k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once again...stupid, but with a dash of lame!!
2006-08-17 12:13:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so did he do it?????? Sounds like a great idea for a christian porno.
2006-08-17 12:12:52 · answer #10 · answered by dino_ou812 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋