With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old
woman was able to give birth to a baby. When she was discharged from
the
hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
"May we see the new baby?" one asked.
"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a
while first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the
new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see
the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he
CRIES?"
"BECAUSE I forgot where I put him."
2006-08-17 05:06:51 · 36 answers · asked by Poptart 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey thats actually funny! i havent heard a joke in a while that made me laugh! thanx 4 that nice giggle!~
2006-08-17 05:13:21 · answer #1 · answered by aka cutiehoopster 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Austin Powers: Nice to mole you... meet you. Nice to meet you, Mole.
[to Foxxy as Basil & The Mole leave]
Austin Powers: Don't say mole.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Now stop.
Austin Powers: I said mole.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Stop.
[Basil gestures him to hush]
Number Three: Bye.
Austin Powers: Mole.
[Basil & the Mole try again to leave]
Austin Powers: Mole.
[Basil warns him again to hush]
Austin Powers: Mole.
Basil Exposition: Oh, shut up!
Austin Powers: [Basil and The Mole walk out and Austin lets loose] Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!
2006-08-17 05:14:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2006-08-17 05:11:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. Although not common, it certainly happened now and again in London that new mums would leave their prams and new baby outside shops while shopping, only to get home and realise what they had done..............
2006-08-17 05:13:01 · answer #4 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I love this joke. Poor baby, poor woman; but after all, it is a joke. LOL.
Have a great morning!
2006-08-17 21:39:52 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Funny!
2006-08-17 05:52:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the perils of late childbirth
2006-08-17 05:11:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah good one. the more i think about it the more i like it. Ty for putting a smile on ,my face
2006-08-17 05:33:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the point it makes.
2006-08-17 05:11:25 · answer #9 · answered by Nosy Parker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i left my phone at the refregrator once and waiting for someone to call me and i find the phone finaly when it rang
2006-08-17 10:44:34 · answer #10 · answered by **B** 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋