a vegetarian and an atheist were eating lunch. the atheist asks the vegetarian "what you got today?". the vegetarian replies, "i got no meat! why do you ask?". the atheist retorts, "see, that proves there is no god!"
this is just as logical as any argument the atheists uses to prove their argument
2006-08-17 04:59:32 · 19 answers · asked by bakbiter 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Check it out, I'm pretty religous. But I'll go ahead and admit that people that don't beleive in God can actually sometimes make a pretty valid point. But only sometimes. Okay, rarely. That said, people that are religous rarely make a valid point. So instead of pointing fingers, or poking fun at somebody and their beleifs, why don't you do this? Use their questions about your beleifs as encouragment to go out, and find a good answer to the question.
When you say "You suck because you don't beleive in God", you're basically saying what the other guy said : "You suck because you beleive in God".
Come on people, there's never going to be an end to this. Just beleive what you beleive, and discuss only if you are willing to learn, or have something concrete to teach somebody else.
2006-08-17 05:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by happyfarah88 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That sounds ridiculous, like using what I did on my 20th birthday in WA to prove that some major event did or did not happen in Italy.
2006-08-17 12:08:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made no sense.
It wasn't funny.
You have no idea what you're taking about.
Don't quit your day job (if you even have one).
Oh and a 'Vegetarian' is NOT a religion - it's a choice of diet, moron.
2006-08-17 12:38:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This makes as much sense as any of the other Christian arguments in here.
2006-08-17 12:06:34 · answer #4 · answered by Nosy Parker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but then the vegitarian turns around and says "Ive got carrots - that proved without a shadow of a doubt that there is a god"
2006-08-17 12:04:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow. I'd have to say that that joke, my friend, is one of the worst, stupidest, most retarded jokes I have ever had the displeasure to read.
God bless.
2006-08-17 12:24:13 · answer #6 · answered by jimbob 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WTF does that mean??
How about this...
a vegetarian and an atheist were eating lunch... the vegetarian says "I love my God, he protects me from all harm." So the atheist punches him in the face. "Did he protect you from that?"
2006-08-17 12:27:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um... no, it isn't funny. Like, at all. It also isn't true. Sounds to me more like the fundamentalist Christians arguements, really.
2006-08-17 12:05:12 · answer #8 · answered by Girl Wonder 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that doesn't make any sense.
a smart atheist knows they can't prove there is no God because you can't prove a negative.
2006-08-17 12:08:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes, it is ok.
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