sods law mate
2006-08-17 04:43:20
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answer #1
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answered by emmamac14 6
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as explained by Cliff Clavin, of the Cheers TV show. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
2006-08-17 11:58:09
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answered by Anonymous
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Cirrhosis of the liver? My father had it before he died. He loved binge drinking. Every Friday night found him in the pub. He was an alcoholic before he was 21. By the time he was 35 he'd been in institutions.
2006-08-17 11:47:15
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answered by True Blue Brit 7
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I think you answered your own question here.
Those who really think it's fun are also in need of professional help and soon too.
As for Roxie Hart, get real, no one sobers after a glass of water except maybe a fish who lives in water and you don't look like you have fins and I for one don't believe that a glass of water will sober anyone for any reason.
Binge drinking is for total fools who really have little if any Grey matter between their ears.
2006-08-17 11:49:51
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answered by fedupmoma 4
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It's no fun when you wake up with that gutwrenching feeling in your stomach, the "spinning room" syndrome, sick all over the bedroom floor, and an empty purse. I prefer to have a beautiful complexion, healthy liver and a fat purse! No I'm not boring - I've just been there, done that (all through my 20's) and grown up!
2006-08-17 11:51:09
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answered by Anonymous
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i love it.we have a pound night at a bar i go to.down side its on a monday so i cant get trashed during the week because of work.i hate ques at the bar so binge drinking is a must.
2006-08-17 11:46:48
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answered by Anonymous
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Binge drinking is a pile of crap. Did you know you're not supposed to have more than three pints a DAY? I have more than three pints before I get out of bed.
2006-08-17 11:45:34
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answered by Anonymous
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Most things we enjoy are bad for us,alcohol,smoking,sex(can be),the sun,red meat.Basically we should all sit in a room for all eternity and do nothing! What a load of rubbish,you have to have at least one vice!
2006-08-20 10:35:14
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answered by Poptartash 4
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When you've been stripped naked, had your hair, eyebrows and pubic hair shaved, your face is covered in marker with the words 'D!ck Head' scrawled across your forehead, they've stuck a dildo up your asss and taken polaroids for prosperity - thats when it can be really bad for you!
2006-08-17 11:46:40
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answered by Anonymous
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personally i think the media has gone binge drinking mad. its no different now to what it was 15 years ago. i dont know what their problem is.
2006-08-17 11:46:31
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answered by iloveF1 3
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Crack an egg in some Vodka and see what the Vodka alcohol is doing to your bodies cells and especially your liver.
2006-08-17 11:44:56
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answered by private 4
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