I was in bed with my b/f last night and normally we don't go "all the way" Well...he got a little excited and decided it was time to introduce me to Mr Winky. Welllll...Mr Winky kind of found a friend when he went searching...cuz I have a penis.
Now my b/f is accusing me of faking PMS, saying if I have a penis then I can't suffer from PMS! I tried to explain that I have both but he didn't want to hear it!
He stormed out and I think he went over his friend's house, who is a girl AND a stripper! I'm worried that he might do something that he will regret!
Please help
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2006-08-17 04:37:45 · 41 answers · asked by Just askn with a smile 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I'm totally shocked....All this time I've invited you to my house to join in my s e x parties and I never even knew you had a penis??? If I would've known that then I would have picked you up for them instead of saying "Sorry you don't have a ride....Oh well we'll just have to do it another time." Can you send me a picture of this?
2006-08-17 05:32:52 · answer #1 · answered by Karen 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I hope this isn't a joke......... because there are people who are born with both sexes and that is not their fault......... If you and your bf have fooled around before, then you should have told him already........ but I can tell this is a sick joke because apparently according to your question, he saw your winky for the first time and only responded to you having PMS.... I am sorry but he would have freeked about alot more then that if there was any truth to your story and indeed do have and was born with both sexes. How can you do that? What kind of person are you to lie about something so sensitive to people in the world that really do have that misfortune???? I feel sorry for you, and I hope your 3 folds in return isn't too embarrasing when it happens. blessed be.... You are a sick and uncaring and no heart person......... and I truely feel sorry for you.
2006-08-17 04:48:53 · answer #2 · answered by shy&gental 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, so he was fine with you having a penis and you are worried that he is going to cheat on you with a stripper? does he like men or women?? and how do you exactly suffer from PMS if you are a guy? explain that to me!
Also, the question you asked before this said you had a "poosy". are completely full of sh*t??
2006-08-17 04:42:14 · answer #3 · answered by mml619 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You tell him that just because you have a penis doesn't mean you can't have PMS...tell him that you are all woman with a little bit of a man inside (that way he can assume you are referring to his penis size, too)..tell him that with both, he's got it made...gives him something to play with besides his own.
2006-08-17 04:50:28 · answer #4 · answered by shynomore 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
honey if you have both, and he's just a big penis find someone who will love you for you. And actually, you can suffer fromPMS if you have both.
And I hate to say it, if he does something he regrets, then it isn't your fault. He made the choice to go to her house. He sounds like a big penis to me.
2006-08-17 04:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by penguincookies 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dump him...if he can't except everything thing about you,he doesn't deserve you.You will find someone else that will make you a lot happier.Also, you need to be honest with the guy before it gets to the intimacy level
2006-08-17 04:43:18 · answer #6 · answered by kikasman 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Usually, when the word "stupid" describes your other half, "cheating" is in the definition of the relationship, and trust is gone ("faking my PMS")... the relationship is more than over.
2006-08-17 04:42:54 · answer #7 · answered by Lyvy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know it is hard but if someone cheat on you they do not love you and trying to keep them is only going to bring pain. Sometimes couples work on it and get pass the cheating but most of the times they do not.
2006-08-17 04:43:44 · answer #8 · answered by breast 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Watch Boys Don't Cry...that should give you some ideas on how to handle this situation
2006-08-17 04:48:50 · answer #9 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where does the pee come out of ? can you orgasm from both ? does your penis get hard too ? can you get pregnant ? would you ever have it removed ? have other guys been cool with you penis ? wow so many questions..
2006-08-17 04:46:20 · answer #10 · answered by snoogans 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋