Joke, anyone?

Question

A Bad,bad rain fell in Louisiana, flooding six feet and more in some places.
Mrs. Boudreaux and Mrs Thibodeaux, (dey sister-girls, cher), are on the Boudreaux roof, waiting for help. Dey flooded Bad bad.
Mrs. Thibodeaux noticed a baseball cap in the water, floatin' to the house and away, back to the house and away. She said "Marie, You see dat cap goin' away an' comin' back"?
"Mais, oui, Clotilde, dat's my Boudreaux", said her sister. " I done tole dat coon_ss, He gone cut dat grass today, come hell or high water"!

The strong words were not meant to offend.
The flavor of the 'Cajun life is strong. I am proud my Father came of this stock.
The patois is spoken among my people.
I thought the joke would be enjoyed, something fresh.

Answer 1

hahaha... through the middle there i didn't think it was going to be funny but it is! good job!

Answer 2

To the guy who said this joke should be reported. You obviously don't under stand the South LA Culture. We (Cajuns) love Boudreaux and Thibodeaux jokes. There are tons of jokes involving these to characters. This is a celebration of culture not racism. I am in law school in Louisiana and our professor from New Orleans told us this joke we loved it. I understand your intolerance for any type of racism/stereotype but it is misplaced here.

Answer 3

George Bush

Answer 4

Could someone please translate this joke foe me? Especially here ""Mais, oui, Clotilde, dat's my Boudreaux", said her sister. " I done tole dat coon_ss, He gone cut dat grass today, come hell or high water"!"

Answer 5

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some ******’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more ******’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the ******’ French toast."

Answer 6

Nice work keep it up 10/10

Answer 7

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Answer 8

-One day someone asks a Donkey:" hey why you have a zebra picture in your room,you are a donkey!!!" the Donkey says to him:" Oh its my Granpa's picture ,when he was playing in JUVENTUS Team!!!!..lol
-One day 2 tools( Penis) go to Cinema.first one tells the second one:" Oh i hope the film doesnt be sexy ,bcoz we will have to stand all the time untill end of the film."
-2 prophets were walking,then they see 10 pounds on the ground,the first prophet says its mine and the second one says its mine they argued on 10 pounds that who belongs to .at last they decide to throw dice.first one threw dice and he got 6.second one threw dice and he got 7 !!!! then first one says:"DAMN IT JUST FOR 10 POUNDS U DID Miracle"
-a man goes to see a girl and see how she is for marriage .when he meets the girl,he sees;she has mustache,the man askes her:"oh sweetie why is this why u have mustachae!!?" she starts crying,then that silly man thinks how he can comfort and console her. he starts stroking her hair and tells her heyyyyyyyyyy stop crying thats enough ,MAN NEVER CRY =))
if you enjoyed them just let me know.thank you so much

Answer 9

Lol..good stuff maam..would love to see him empty the grass box...hope it was not an electric lawnmower ?

Answer 10

Thats cute!