2006-08-17 04:30:01 · 21 answers · asked by theriddler 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he'd be dinner
2006-08-17 04:40:01 · answer #1 · answered by Natural_Woman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?
IMMANUEL KANT: The chicken was acting out of a sense of duty to cross the road, as chickens have traditionally crossed roads throughout history.
THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens...
2006-08-17 13:09:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then the oldest joke ever would never be made! The world would not exist as we know it! Also, the chicken never would have known what was on the other side of the road, and would have lived a very sad life, never knowing, and always wondering what was on the other side of the road!!! (That was sarcasm, before you tell me I'm too serious)
2006-08-17 11:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by aubergine_91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken is two chicken to cross the road b/c he have companys.
2006-08-17 11:38:07 · answer #4 · answered by yaya t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then he could not cross the road and he would never know what was on the other side!
P.S. Im totally in school and im on the computer! Sweetness!!!!
2006-08-17 11:41:24 · answer #5 · answered by creyentededios 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She or he would not cross the road.
2006-08-17 12:12:32 · answer #6 · answered by Marla 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he wouldnt cross the road
2006-08-17 11:35:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then we will not get these free 2 points each!
2006-08-17 11:36:21 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, that's what happenes when you sign the 5 year contract with the sponsers.
2006-08-17 11:40:36 · answer #9 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kick him.He'll cross.
2006-08-17 11:38:56 · answer #10 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would never make it to the othr side.
2006-08-17 11:54:10 · answer #11 · answered by Somebody 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋