If you had 3 apples and it was 2:37 pm, and your best friend called you long distance from uranus, what kind of candy bar would you by for your purple and green kangaroo and when would you have to go to the bathroom next?
2006-08-17 04:17:17 · 21 answers · asked by Ursula 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's gross.
2006-08-17 04:23:01 · answer #1 · answered by emma 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well if I had 3 apples at 2:37pm, I would think it quite unusual as I usually have only 2. When my buddy called me from Uranus he told me that the other apple was actually a plastic decoration. Oh well. I was a bit upset that I hadn't noticed eating a whole plastic apple without noticing, so I went to buy some candy to share with my purple and green kangaroo. I don't know why everybody was staring at my purple and green kangaroo, maybe it was because he was wearing a hat. Anyway, I bought a Snickers bar and walked over to my kangaroo. My kangaroo said (in clicking noises like those African tribes) that he was allergic to peanuts so I went back in and bought a cherry ripe. THEN he said he was allergic to cherries! So I bought a peppermint aero bar and the little blighter didn't even share any of it with me! Gotta go, I need to go to the toilet.................
2006-08-17 11:39:29 · answer #2 · answered by Sparky5115 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well my purple and green kangaroo can eat the the apples I have and I'd buy a mars bar for myself. Therefore I'd need to go the bathroom in approx. 1 hour and 37 minutes. (Assuming I'm not still on the phone to Uranus)
2006-08-17 11:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if my best friend called collect I wouldn't accept the charges. I would give my purple and green kangaroo the apples and candy bar for myself and go to the bathroom when I needed to.
2006-08-17 12:56:27 · answer #4 · answered by sparklingsapphireeyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA I GOT IT it's a trick question purple and green kangaroos don't eat candy bars (it gives them bad gas) And considering i ate three apples at 2:38 I love apples got to eat them right away I wuld go to the bathroom at 3 :14pm ofcourse
2006-08-17 12:20:27 · answer #5 · answered by rabeekay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My purple and green kangaroo is on a diet, and I will next go to the bathroom when you have been taken away to the asylum.
2006-08-17 14:41:16 · answer #6 · answered by Hammad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would give the kangaroo the apples and get a milkyway or mars bar. I would go to the bathroom whenever I had to.
2006-08-17 11:40:08 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope my best friend wouldn't be calling from my anus. I would buy a Mr. Goodbar but it would be for me. The kangaroo could kiss my ***. And I would go to the bathroom next when I got the urge to go.
2006-08-17 11:24:24 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MILK candy and i would goto the bathroom in the next 100 light years. All this really has nothing to do with my apples.
2006-08-17 11:25:54 · answer #9 · answered by alloy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you dont have to go to the bathroom b/c your friend is calling you from your uranus. and i would buy a mars bar
2006-08-17 11:27:42 · answer #10 · answered by yaya t 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well,since he was calling long distance I'd have to guess he was pretty deep in Uranus.Considering that,I guess I'd buy a Hershey so he could take the highway back.
2006-08-17 11:37:35 · answer #11 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋