Sometimes soap is hairy sometimes it is not! And then one day I brought home a turnip from Tesco's and it started to bully all the grapes in my fridge!!
I took it aside and warned him not to pick on grapes just cos he was bigger and less juicy on them, but he was having none of it! So I got a teabag and a pimsole shoe to sit down and watch old recorded shows of Rod Hull and Emu whilst learning to play the banjo with my goldfish bowl hanging upside down??
Ps I like to drink diet water!!!
PPS, I wish I was the hard part of the end of a ping ping ping??
Am I sane?
2006-08-17 04:11:22 · 24 answers · asked by Mucking Fagic! 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Try writing children's stories you would be good at them
2006-08-17 04:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by sarell 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny you should say that. I brought home a harpic toilet freshner and happily inserted it into my bog. I was awoken at 3am by some weird noises coming from the toilet. When I went in I found the afore mentioned loo cleaner was sword fighting with a dolphing shaped bath sponge. It was shouting something about defending the honour of its right to lay in on a Saturday!!
Am I sane??
2006-08-17 11:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by Les-Paul 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I understand the points your raising, truly I do, but the nursary just isnt big enough (or the right colour for that matter) for a live pair of Tangeian hungary hungary hippos.
Just step back, take a deep breath and I know you'll see reason.
Reason in your case may resemble padded walls, and bright oh so bright swirly colours.
2006-08-17 12:05:24 · answer #3 · answered by Drean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should take your turnip back to Tesco and demand your money back.How dare he pick on those helpless little grapes.
2006-08-17 11:37:05 · answer #4 · answered by misty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Compared to the people I know, you're perfectly sane. You should see some of the people I'm comparing you with though... complete nutcases!!!
2006-08-17 12:02:06 · answer #5 · answered by HiFi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh the sanely mindless ramblings of a well adjusted psychopath....fresh as a manure-soaked daisy in the compost heap
2006-08-17 11:19:44 · answer #6 · answered by Shrek'shandsomeidenticaltwin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes totally sane in my books i'm glad it is not only me that has those day to day issues.
2006-08-17 11:31:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Undisputedly so, that you question your sanity is
indicative of an awareness of self and processes
inherent in your existance both psychologically and
emotionally, I would suggest that the verbiage above
your question is a projection of underlying anxieties
concering your concepts of self and of finding meaning
of and within self.
Hope that answers your question ... ;-) ...
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2006-08-17 11:23:18 · answer #8 · answered by Gone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are obviously a sad deluded weirdo who should be locked away for the safety of humankind!
No f**k off and annoy some other website!!
2006-08-17 11:16:43 · answer #9 · answered by Marinersfan 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think so.... You make more sense than anything in my life at the moment!
enjoy your world.
2006-08-17 11:42:21 · answer #10 · answered by ragdoll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋