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I want to start my own religion. It's going to be kinda like agnostic but more explained and detailed. It's gonna be based on non-judging of other relgions and that you can belivie in god, maybe not, are not belive at him at all. Confusing I know. But any tips?

2006-08-17 04:01:26 · 7 answers · asked by dahamu_626 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

7 answers

If I were you I would seriously consider seppuku.

2006-08-17 04:22:06 · answer #1 · answered by jimbob 6 · 0 0

Step 1.
Make something up - The whackyer the better.
Eg. Scientology, Catholisim

Step 2
find a few crazy people to believe you. People will believe anything once they think they will never again have to think for themselves.

Step 3
Apply to the Govt. for religious tax status.

Step 4.
Buy a Popemobile and a rolex with the funds you cheat your followers out of.

Step 5.
If anyone disagrees with you just totally dismiss what they are saying and tell them that your god is the only true god.
This is VERY VERY important: Never ever give any substancial proof that your god exists. If anyone questions you just quote a book that is at least 30 years old. Any passage will do.

2006-08-17 04:07:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well, seeing as you have just demonstrated that you have no idea about what religion is at all i would advise against trying to start your own.

Agnosticism is not a religion. Being agnostic doesn't even have anything to do with belief, it's simply stating that one doesn't have knowledge about something. It could be about anything actually, i remain agnostic about the fact that there may be a Denny's on Pluto. I've never been there so i don't have the knowledge that there is or isn't one.

2006-08-17 04:08:45 · answer #3 · answered by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 · 0 0

Read a biography of L Ron Hubbard. He has some great tips for starting your own religion and making money at it. In fact, he did it on a dare.

2006-08-17 04:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by Venus M 3 · 0 0

First u have to find some believers. Instead of making new religion why dont you believe another religion such as Muslim?

2006-08-17 04:07:22 · answer #5 · answered by Ks 2 · 0 1

Grace unto you and peace,
from God our Father and the Lord JC.

Work out your own salvation with "fear"("hath torment").
Work out God's salvation with love(void of fear: torment).

Which is to say law law both begins & ends with law.
But the pure grace of God begins & ends with no law.

The "grace" of our Lord Jesus Christ with you all. Amen.

2006-08-17 10:54:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

wake up the dead & claim you're God.

2006-08-17 04:08:31 · answer #7 · answered by Prof. Virgo 3 · 0 0

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