There were two blondes. One blonde askes the other, "hey do yo remember the suitcase we found at the park the other day?"
"Which one?" askes the other blonde
"The suitcase that had all those bills in it" says the first blonde.
"Ah, yes, i remember," says the second blonde, "I'm slowly paying them off"
2006-08-17 03:44:02 · 19 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two blondes were walking down the street and came across a compact. The first one picked it up, opened it and said "Hey this person looks familiar" the second blonde says, "lemmie see" she opened it and said "You idiot thats me!"
2006-08-17 03:54:44 · answer #1 · answered by lilblu 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 6:00 news, where a man was standing on the roof of an office building. The brunette bet the blonde 20 bucks that the man would jump, and the blonde accepted the bet, saying he wouldn't.
After the man jumped from teh building, the brunette told the blonde that she couldn't accept her money, since she had seen the same thing earlier. The blonde said "I know, I saw it too, but I didn't think he would jump twice!"
2006-08-17 12:20:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2006-08-17 10:53:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
I love blonde jokes, I'm going to tell this one to my friends right away.
2006-08-17 11:32:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a second to get it, but i got it! Im sorry but that was not funny to me!!!!
P.S. Im totally in school and im on the computer! Sweetness!!!!
2006-08-17 11:47:59 · answer #5 · answered by creyentededios 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all,there's no such thing as a quick blonde...
2006-08-17 10:57:21 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAA HAA, I love blonde jokes, which is wierd cause I am oneâ¥
2006-08-17 10:59:30 · answer #7 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah... one of those jokes tt makes u laugh and put the lame sign. haha
2006-08-17 10:58:40 · answer #8 · answered by muhuehue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-08-17 10:57:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny in a lame way. lame in a funny way.
2006-08-17 10:53:03 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋