me and my partner went to have a picnic in the local park, he provided sandwiches, i did drinks. I was rather unhappy to recieve what i believed to be a chocolate spread sandwich,it turned out to be faecal matter! i reluctantly swallowed the stodgey brown mass and then rather annoyingly had to share a whopping 1o minute snog with him, while the residue created a residual pong and foul taste in my mouth. how do i tell him, his traditional sweedish meals are not welcome at my table any longer?
2006-08-17
03:33:58
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