A girl came skipping home from school one day."Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother."Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school."Mummy, Mummy," she yelled,"we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother."Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school."Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?""No...it's because you're 25" ...lol
2006-08-17 03:14:07 · 28 answers · asked by Filo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-17 16:57:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny definitly telling my friends that one
2006-08-17 03:20:05 · answer #2 · answered by Shel 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes
2006-08-17 05:01:28 · answer #3 · answered by napa85265 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-20 06:40:57 · answer #4 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny!
2006-08-17 03:44:32 · answer #5 · answered by ♥TransylvanianVamp♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny do U have anymore
2006-08-17 03:40:11 · answer #6 · answered by Emilee H 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha thats funny
2006-08-17 03:21:02 · answer #7 · answered by Chloe [: 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha no it does not make me laugh I heard this the other day
anything new
2006-08-17 03:27:28 · answer #8 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol good one
2006-08-21 03:20:49 · answer #9 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a brunette...blondes are my enemy...
many brunettes dye their hair blonde...!!!???
I'm confused...lol...
2006-08-17 03:31:34 · answer #10 · answered by avava9 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋