finish this???
2006-08-17 02:58:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
two tree frogs and a pancake bump
into a left handed pigeon and
the frogs ate the pancake
and didn't leave a smidgen
'Dam' said the pigeon
'Countries going to the dogs
Don't see why I should starve'
So he swallowed both the frogs
2006-08-17 03:19:38 · answer #1 · answered by peter b 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And a fight ensued, feathers flew, The pancake was flattened, and the two tree frogs were disqualified for using an illegal toe hold. The triumphant pigeon flew off and christened the losers with bird poop.
Moral: Don't mess with a left-handed pigeon unless you want sh*t on.
2006-08-17 10:12:45 · answer #2 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The pidgeon says" you cant be real!" and the pankake says "Im not" then they decended into a fluvian paradox, where the tree frogs rule over us and cry for blood daily..... HUMAN SLAVES!!!! aaarrggghhh..... in a froggy nation.
2006-08-17 10:32:16 · answer #3 · answered by andy2kbaker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and it slapped them.Then, the frogs said, hey, what u slapped us for?
and the pegion said, cuz I wanna see ur right side
Ha! HA! Ha! Ha!
'O'Yeah, and the pancake bumped intpo another pegion(only to get eaten by it)!
2006-08-17 10:35:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
realized a pigeon does not have hands!
2006-08-17 10:03:13 · answer #5 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Went onto discuss nuclear fussion techniques.
2006-08-17 10:04:29 · answer #6 · answered by Les-Paul 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was one hell of a hurricane that day. never listen to the forecast on a second hand radio.
2006-08-17 10:20:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the first tree frog says "Hey, what is this? a joke?"
2006-08-17 10:08:38 · answer #8 · answered by lexie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
said how come we're hangin out with a pancake?
2006-08-17 10:32:30 · answer #9 · answered by lil_lemon_honey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pigeons do not have hands
2006-08-17 10:05:34 · answer #10 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋