One Liners
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman:"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman:"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman:"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman:"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under the rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman:"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman:"That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman:"I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman:"No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman:"Do Not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman:"Unfertilized!"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman:"Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman:"You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman:"Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman:"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman:"Ohhhh, you're so right. I want you... to leave."
Man: "If I could just see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman:"Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
Man: "Hey, cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman:"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman:"Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "Your hair color is fabulous."
Woman:"Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."
Man: "You look like a dream."
Woman:"Go back to sleep."
Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?"
Woman:"What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?"
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman:"Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman:"Yes, but would you stay there?"
2006-08-17 02:50:20 · 23 answers · asked by eiddet c 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes ofcourse
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
2006-08-17 02:54:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wao! i think this the funniest joke so far, is real funny and very interesting. love it hahhaa
2006-08-17 03:03:04 · answer #2 · answered by baby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldies but goodies! Yes, they are still funny!
2006-08-17 02:55:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldies but still made me smile. thanx
2006-08-17 03:07:32 · answer #4 · answered by stacy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing but not rotfl
2006-08-17 02:56:22 · answer #5 · answered by Chloe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually did find them amusing! Well done lol.
2006-08-17 02:57:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like them...very funny.
2006-08-17 02:54:23 · answer #7 · answered by Dan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Funny.
2006-08-17 22:01:08 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats really funny lol
2006-08-17 03:24:26 · answer #9 · answered by Chloe [: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funni
2006-08-17 02:59:31 · answer #10 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite old but made me laugh once again
2006-08-17 03:02:22 · answer #11 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋