A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.
The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"
The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times.
When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.
The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?"
"I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.
"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American. He responds, "I'll take the Mexican."
2006-08-17 02:29:51 · 22 answers · asked by Lady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahaha lol this joke's sooo funny. Everyone in my office can't stop laughing.
2006-08-17 03:00:28 · answer #1 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where did he take him to i cant wait to hear ,did he take him to the ZOO, or the ballGame or the Park or the museum if none of above than the mexican got the better deal he got a free trip to the next spot saying you damn american can't take Pain for S*** can You
2006-08-17 09:39:36 · answer #2 · answered by Jake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny I'm an American from Dallas, TX
2006-08-17 09:34:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! It's the American way. If you're not Irish you should apply for honourary citizenship of the emerald
2006-08-17 09:35:15 · answer #4 · answered by SouthOckendon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.!!! Certainly not Mexican coz I am not American!
2006-08-17 09:34:10 · answer #5 · answered by Kanda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course...why not!!! Americans are meant to do that. Taking advantage of innocent ppl....just like in afganistan and iraq.
2006-08-17 09:48:08 · answer #6 · answered by livewhirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doubt Mexicans would like that joke..but nevertheless it was funny ha ha...
2006-08-17 09:39:09 · answer #7 · answered by quizzed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about a nice 5x7 piece of metal?
2006-08-17 09:35:38 · answer #8 · answered by s_uperdave 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thtss nice
2006-08-17 09:33:49 · answer #9 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one i like it
2006-08-17 09:34:32 · answer #10 · answered by babygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋