A Preist and a Baptist minister was pounding a huge sign into the ground near my home. It said: END IS NEAR, turn around before it's too late!
Just then a car flew by and the people inside yelled at them and said: LEAVE US ALONE YOU RELGIOUS NUTS!!!!
Just then they heard a horrible CRASH!!!
Then the Preist said to the Baptist preacher:
Shouldn't we have just said:
Bridge is Out!
Did you like this story?
2006-08-17 02:28:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ROFLMAO
Some just can't read a sign!
2006-08-17 06:02:59 · answer #1 · answered by Grandreal 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is coming is not the end of the world but the end of an age. What is to come? Ascension and reunification with those who have assisted us in escaping duality.
Good story.
2006-08-17 09:37:24 · answer #2 · answered by torchedbyangels 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old story, kinda stupid, in my opinion. But much better than that idiotic one about the atheist professor who gets assaulted by a Marine in the name of religion.
2006-08-17 09:37:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I did NOT like this story;
And because it endead BADLY,
as bad as Life + Death = DEAD END,
and due to their Grace + Law(ADDEAD).
GRACE UNTO YOU and peace,
FROM GOD OUR FATHER and the Lord JC.
The end, in the Holy Bible, that we're exhorted to "endure unto" to be "saved"(only) by "grace"(only), is notably the end of such Mt 22:36-40 "law law" being promoted by priests and baptist preachers; who are notably not allowed to continue (the human race) by reason of death (Heb 7:23), due to their grace + law(added) is as life + death(added)... which notably makes it "evident" from the biblical evidence that "no man is justified by the law in the sight of God".
Where no law, there no transgression: Rom 4.
When no law, no sin is even imputed: Rom 5.
Where & when is there no law(sin, death, hell)?
Evidently it's in "the end" that is already written;
the end we're to endure unto to be saved(only):
The "grace" of our Lord JC with you all. Amen.
2006-08-17 10:13:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Needs some work in the delivery.
2006-08-17 09:33:38 · answer #5 · answered by cirestan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Like the story but it's not proof
2006-08-17 09:33:11 · answer #6 · answered by zephyr761 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehehe hahahaha hehehe hahaha LOL * roll on the floor laughing*
2006-08-17 09:35:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was just posted a day or so ago. Shouldn't it be in teh jokes and riddles section?
2006-08-17 09:34:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't give up the day job Seinfeld.
2006-08-17 09:37:43 · answer #9 · answered by rangedog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny when the three wisemen told it to baby Jesus.
2006-08-17 09:33:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋