A man married 25 years took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
But his wife was a very reasonable woman.
She told him to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she'd make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.
2006-08-17 02:24:35 · 25 answers · asked by Lady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm laughing and crying at the same time! Awesome joke, a little too much truth....
2006-08-17 02:49:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One, but it has been on the e mail circuit for awhile
2006-08-17 02:31:31 · answer #2 · answered by Michael 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you 7 year old because that didnt even make me smile
2006-08-17 05:48:14 · answer #3 · answered by HHH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. LOL. That's it! LOL.
Have a really nice day!
2006-08-17 03:57:49 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had not heard this one,YES it made me laugh. I have sent it to my sister . LOL
2006-08-17 04:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by Lyn I 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-08-17 02:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by sea lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-08-17 02:30:42 · answer #7 · answered by Chana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-08-17 02:29:44 · answer #8 · answered by kabrady5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt laugh, but it was somewhat funny. (a groaner I think)
2006-08-17 02:29:21 · answer #9 · answered by Sammy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-08-17 02:36:05 · answer #10 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋