Guys, most of us have been knocked back by a woman at one time or another and it is always painful.
My favourite is the "Let's just be friends" (TIP for girls: we'd rather be your worst enemy thank you very much) but I SUPPOSE at least they are trying to soften the blow and let us save face.
However, very occasionally you just get some of the rudest, disrespectful and downright bitchy remarks from women when all you're trying to do is get to give them the chance to get to know you. There's no need for it and they need their comeuppance.
I want to here the BEST COMEBACKS for dealing with really UPPITY, RUDE and OBNOXIOUS women when they try to knock you back.
Viking xxx
2006-08-17 01:13:26 · 13 answers · asked by Viking 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
OMG where are these women? Iv rejected men but I wouldnt be a ***** to them, does noone any favours in the end.
2006-08-17 01:34:24 · answer #1 · answered by mummy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'Hey sorry love I was just going to ask you where you had your plastic surgery done'
'what made you think I was interested in you, I just wanted you to give this to your mate'
'I think its brave of you to come out the house with a face like that'
Oh sorry I thought you were 'Bella Emburg'
'I work for charity and thought you could do with some'
I dont usually lower my standards but for you Id make an exception'
'I didnt know they made dress sizes that large'
'I was just going to give you my card I specialise in liposuction'
'its been a slow night thought Id try the last one on my list'
I'm happily married and I go out clubbing and there are times I get chatted up but when I nicely say Im married they get the idea and then you can have a chat with no presumptions on either side. Theres no need to be nasty!
2006-08-17 01:41:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girl you've just been played......dont you know that you werent the only one......and number three was a pole dancer......(used by some friends of mine yesterday, to a girl that wont take no for an answer from a lovely guy friend of mine.)
2006-08-17 01:26:18 · answer #3 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After she rejects you .. you say "Well, I guess I lost this bet, now I'm out 10 bucks"
This way she'll figure 2 things:
1.- The only reason you approached her was due to a bet with a guy friend
and
2.- She was only worth $10
2006-08-17 01:20:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Hmm.... I agree that men need to learn how to cope with rejection but what if the woman is really nasty about it. Doesn't she deserve to get a comeback???
I mean, if she's that nasty about a man approaching her then she deserves whatever she gets.
Jag
2006-08-17 01:30:22 · answer #5 · answered by Jaguar 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Being a girl I know that if my ex said to me:
"Well, I was beginning to lose interest in you since you started to put on so much weight!"
2006-08-17 01:20:34 · answer #6 · answered by amzalama 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with that "zara c" girl.
Be the better person and take the rejection....
However, this is really a question to have some funny answers... so I shall leave you to it.
Some of them are quite funny particularly asking her out because of a bet from "gummy bear devourer"... etcetc
2006-08-17 01:43:40 · answer #7 · answered by The Avenger 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
If you throw a snide comment back to a rejection you are just confirming to the girls that they were right in rejecting you in the first place. Just learn to take the rejection, being nasty does you no favours.
2006-08-17 01:22:12 · answer #8 · answered by zara c 4 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Girl: Do I look like I was born yesterday?
You: No, No-one could get that stupid that fast!
2006-08-17 01:19:06 · answer #9 · answered by loopytoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell she's right...in her mind.
2015-01-17 07:26:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋