Now that the football season is about to start I have no chance of crowbarring the other half off and getting him to do some jobs.
2006-08-17 01:05:40 · 12 answers · asked by Barneyboy 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
To the Americans, I have had the couch checked and I have documentary evidence stating there is NO oil in my couch.
2006-08-17 01:14:26 · update #1
Barney! You are looking hot today! I can empathise with the sofa problem. Went to my local last night and couldn't get to the bar because of all the nylon shirts in the way. Hideous.
2006-08-17 01:11:30 · answer #1 · answered by Away With The Fairies 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, until the US decides it wants to illegally occupy the couch, then the UN would pretty much hand over the couch, no questions asked, while the world shakes its head and sighs.
2006-08-17 01:12:18 · answer #2 · answered by Qoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you really want a load of French soldiers in light blue berets sitting in the middle of your couch? They'd probably end up sitting on the remote anyway.
2006-08-17 01:49:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My god!!.. cant a guy watch the football without it been broadcast to the world wide web... I know where I'd stick the crowbar girl.
2006-08-17 01:37:36 · answer #4 · answered by richiesown 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you so much Madhusudan for your consumer tips. We can buy your crappy chairs here in Britain, we just choose not to as they fall apart and we seem to get lost in the cushions a little as they are designed for voluminous American @rses.
2006-08-17 22:20:29 · answer #5 · answered by SilentRunning 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy another couch, and employ a handyman (submitting the bills to your other half, of course!)
2006-08-17 01:14:39 · answer #6 · answered by prospero 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I doubt it since the UN can't broker ANY effective deals.
I am willing to help you crowbar YOURS if you help me with MINE!!!
2006-08-17 03:50:23 · answer #7 · answered by Goose&Tonic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
burn the couch and take the fuse out of the plug for the tv.have you seen the new bras with sports screens in the cups.??
2006-08-17 01:13:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why fight it! join him, plan and prepare snacks together.
enjoy this time spent together and once the season is over, have that list of jobs ready!!! LOL
i do like the handyman idea... maybe spend some time finding a good looking handyman... :D
2006-08-17 01:13:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard it that you may have WMD,s on the armchair of your couch.. Weapons of Minimum Destruction. That may hinder your cause.
2006-08-17 01:17:18 · answer #10 · answered by Jim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋