A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.
"Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."
2006-08-17 00:48:10 · 13 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another good one. gold star for you:-)
2006-08-17 00:51:34 · answer #1 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She had a element there... what if she died until now she have been given the whole 20 million, she could be cheated out of thousands and thousands, possibly...She did the proper concern, stressful her $one million back... serves the lottery human beings marvelous.. desire she have been given what she merits.
2016-12-14 07:07:19 · answer #2 · answered by yakel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor blondes! Unfortunately, I know someone like that.
2006-08-17 00:53:28 · answer #3 · answered by kwikane7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was that the same blond who ran into the police station and exclaimed she was just ravished by two polish men?
and the detective asked,
'how did you know they were polish?'
so the blonde said, 'well, i had to help them'
2006-08-17 01:03:51 · answer #4 · answered by dwh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha poor blonde lol ♥
2006-08-17 00:52:48 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh! LOL. LOL. Great.
Thanks for the laughs.
Have a great day!
2006-08-17 02:52:05 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite old but bought a smile on my face
2006-08-17 00:53:03 · answer #7 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U really know how 2 crack me up!!!
2006-08-17 01:00:08 · answer #8 · answered by pelexi(",) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-08-17 00:52:40 · answer #9 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, heard that before
2006-08-17 01:06:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋