2006-08-17 00:41:51 · 11 answers · asked by Jack 1 in Consumer Electronics ➔ Other - Electronics
Use it as a phone and just say it's gone dead, or set light to the end of it...that will be a torch. I'd say to save you having all these problems with your d ick you should just cut it off
2006-08-17 00:47:15 · answer #1 · answered by sharkgirl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very simple, you can tight a flash light and a mobile phone on your penis using a silk made string, this will increase the comfortableness. when it's dark you have to take off your trousers and bring out the flashlight so you can walk in the dark, when your mobile phone rings, set it to vibration so that you can mastrubate while waiting to answer the phone, but the problem is that when you ejaculate, the seaman might infiltrate into the phone and damage it, so remember to put a plastic cover to your phone
2006-08-17 07:49:15 · answer #2 · answered by lippy19850528 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, For a phone just tell them that they need to put their mouth right up to it and then talk....if you wanted to use it for yourself their might be a problem.
Flashlight, well you could always stick a match in the hole and light it up...though i wouldn't recommend that..a bit of pain involved at the end.
2006-08-17 07:50:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you gotta be able to push 2 double a batteries in the eye of your di.ck.Then insert wire that reaches under the first inserted batterey to the top of the last now insert a bulb.
squeeze the left testicle to turn on squeeze the right to turn off.
2006-08-17 07:47:51 · answer #4 · answered by spudster 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dr. Frankentstein would probaby be your best to seek advice from on this very subject. Give him a call, he's in the Yellow Pages and tell him Serious sent you.
2006-08-17 07:48:43 · answer #5 · answered by Serious Business 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look I know lots of people who have an electric organ so it nothing unusual !
2006-08-21 04:34:58 · answer #6 · answered by Realist 2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No no no no! Don't do that. All those things use batteries and they might die on you. And you might get stranded. Rather use it as a shoelace. And leave it undone so that you might trip on it.
2006-08-17 09:00:45 · answer #7 · answered by tomwaterboy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would imagine if you ever had one stuck in your ear, you may consider a "Q-tip" style phone, or a "Mag-Lite", they're pretty good too.
2006-08-17 11:54:16 · answer #8 · answered by gifted 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you want to use your dick as a mobile phone, then i guess it is true that those things are getting smaller and smaller...
2006-08-17 07:51:02 · answer #9 · answered by greekmaverick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think what u shld do is to connect it 2 a 240volt live wire
2006-08-17 07:49:42 · answer #10 · answered by dee007 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋