A diminutive lawyer, appearing as a witness in one of the courts, was asked by the opposing attorney, who was a giant 6’8, what he did for a living. The witness replied that he was a lawyer.
"You? A lawyer?" said the huge attorney. "Why, I could put you in my pocket."
"Very likely you could," replied the other. "But if you did, you’d have more law in your pocket than you ever had in your head."
2006-08-17 00:27:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You know what? I really hate lawyers becoz they are all intellectual liars. Anywayz, i think that lawyer is just defending his statement becoz he knows he has the right to do so becoz as u said he is also a lawyer although a difference in size. So I would say a good joke though.but not quite superb like mr. carrey or mr. atkins. I raised my thumb and said OK!
2006-08-17 00:53:41 · answer #1 · answered by Kheisofuzen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lawyer jokes sucks. Bring on them blonde ones.
2006-08-17 07:34:51 · answer #2 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
..........hahahahahahaha
The little guy may have more flesh (big attorneys fist) in his face than his butt-chicks at the back of the courthouse after the case. lol
2006-08-17 07:40:40 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lawyer jokes are always so vindictive, they attack other lawyers as well as themselves. That's what makes them so damn funny.
2006-08-17 07:33:25 · answer #4 · answered by phe_03 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
bla bla very good yuk yuk hahahah lol
2006-08-17 07:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice one
2006-08-17 07:34:27 · answer #6 · answered by Raisin 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The question would be what?
xD
2006-08-17 07:33:27 · answer #7 · answered by ohmycinderella 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha ( a small one)
2006-08-17 08:25:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
even i didnt get it
2006-08-17 07:33:16 · answer #9 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i dont get it
2006-08-17 07:31:29 · answer #10 · answered by rebekah u 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋