The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they're the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, filling everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
2006-08-17 00:23:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love love love love love it....
You almost got me kicked outta the library with that one, i explained to the librarians what i was laughing about only then did they understand what i found funny, so they let me stay cos it brightened up their night...
2006-08-17 00:36:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahhhm!! ok good joke good joke a thumb up. butttt of all i see here may i ask what kind of rabbit did mr.presidente released? Is it roger rabbit? Is it bugs bunny? Is it Winnie the Poos' hare friend? Is it a white rabbit? A brown rabbit? Eddie Rabbit perhaps? or is he just playing rabbits almost all the time! I leave you as Mr. bean said: "Suddenly!"...and leave you with Mr. Ventura by saying: "Reehehehehehehlllyyy"...
2006-08-17 01:01:56 · answer #2 · answered by Kheisofuzen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wats this suppose to be funny...
The CIA...if they cant find it or conclude it then it dosent exist-they truely think like that
The FBI...ruins everything-no debated there
The LAPD...use force and power to get the "truth"-not too far off the beaten path...
ITS ALL TRUE.
2006-08-17 00:33:56 · answer #3 · answered by Shy Town 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha.
Thanks for the 2 points
2006-08-17 00:34:23 · answer #4 · answered by wernisch 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha, funny
especially like the 'rabbits do not exist' part
lmao
2006-08-17 00:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-08-17 04:43:12 · answer #6 · answered by Darth Vader 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to quote George Tenet, that's a "slam dunk"
2006-08-17 00:29:07 · answer #7 · answered by shazam 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice joke
2006-08-17 00:29:40 · answer #8 · answered by Raisin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-17 00:28:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
NICE
2006-08-17 00:29:47 · answer #10 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋