Only the stupidest answer will win
2006-08-17 00:15:53 · 37 answers · asked by tallguy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dont fart too hard you might just give birth!
2006-08-17 00:18:33 · answer #1 · answered by spudster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother, Lorraine, taught me to peek under the largest cabbage plant, in the farthest part of the garden, for that is where the Fairies leave the baby!
Also, a wonderful musician, teaching and playing piano, and the electric organ, she also played the Carrillons, and, was a very nurturing woman of great love and kindness.
And, sometimes, was full of great silliness. She found four babies that way, and kept them until they were grown!
2006-08-17 00:23:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
From the exact same act I should not have performed a couple hours ago, with whatever that was with me in the bed. I'm beginning to hate hard liquor.
How do I get her to wake up and leave? I thought it was the guy that was supposed to just roll over and go to sleep afterwards...
2006-08-17 00:23:20 · answer #3 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In South Africa they used to be delivered by storks. But since the introduction of Black Empowerment, woman have been giving birth, as no black stroks have tendered for the job yet.
2006-08-17 00:31:24 · answer #4 · answered by wernisch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Babies come from a cell formed due to some combination of male sperm with female ovum!
2006-08-17 00:20:36 · answer #5 · answered by Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chinese babies come from China
American from America
African from Africa
etc.
lol
2006-08-17 00:22:58 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres a great shop round our way that if you speak to assistant they will take you to the store room and give you whats neccesary and even give you some money for your time that is of course if you dont mind all the cameras and film crew around you
2006-08-17 00:22:15 · answer #7 · answered by richard b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the mouse that runs up Hickory Dickory's clock informs Santa's elves about people planning on babies.. and he drops them down the chimney
2006-08-17 00:21:07 · answer #8 · answered by cerebral_orgasm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Idiot, stupid question, everyone knows you get them on special offer at Mothercare. But if you check the stamp on the back of their heads it says Made in China.
2006-08-17 00:20:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
just don't sleep with a guy on bed
u may land up becoming pregnant
as u see in bollywood movies
2006-08-17 00:23:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well when a mommy and a daddy want a baby they call a mexican to go steal them one and bring in over the border....lol
2006-08-17 00:20:09 · answer #11 · answered by i_love_discos_22 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋