but then the Romans caught him again and crucified him and he stayed dead? No silly answers please, I'm not in the mood for a good laugh. Peace out.
2006-08-16 23:53:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You're absolutely a hundred percent right about it !
2006-08-17 00:00:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
certain dead sea scrolls say he was never even crucified; but became a militant resistance leader. Most stories about the man were written over 100 years after he died. After they had been passed mouth to mouth a few dozen times. So who knows the exact truth about these things (no one would be my best guess)
2006-08-17 07:04:45 · answer #2 · answered by peter gunn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Romans crucified him first and then he rose from the dead. Have you been to church lately?
2006-08-17 07:03:29 · answer #3 · answered by Lil Shirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you seen anyone else rise from the dead (did you see him rise from the dead?) No one is alive from this time period who could have possibly validated this phenomenon, so all you really have to go by is a book written by men and the degree of your own faith that something like this could actually happen.
Do YOU believe that he rose from the dead?
2006-08-17 06:59:56 · answer #4 · answered by ashhylarry 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
True that he rose from the dead.. everything else that you've written there is a figment of imagination of a very fertile mind.. ask him to contact the script writters for the Simpsons
2006-08-17 06:59:36 · answer #5 · answered by cerebral_orgasm 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's the other way round: first He was caught and killed then He rose from the dead.
2006-08-17 06:57:47 · answer #6 · answered by Andi Rolf 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes jesus rose from the day because he had forgot his passport&visa to travel heaven
2006-08-17 07:03:05 · answer #7 · answered by lohit - 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was not dead, he fainted.Then he got up.He lived for many years after that.
2006-08-17 07:01:13 · answer #8 · answered by bobbee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a bad laugh? You need a nap.
2006-08-17 07:04:21 · answer #9 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, wouldnt you wanna rise from the dead if you were hungry? I ran into him a KFC the other day and the bastard didn't even wanna share with me... Well screw him...!?!?!
2006-08-17 07:00:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u believe in the bible it clearly said in 3 days after his death{easter} jesus rose.
2006-08-17 06:57:53 · answer #11 · answered by voodoochild 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋