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i need directions to a place nearby, i know about mapquest and all that jazz, but i need to know where it is i am in need of going!! you see, i went there last weekend, but i was entirely way too smashed to remember where the hell it was that i was at!! i do remember it was a large place, possibly a field of some sort. or by a field. i think it was west of wisconsin.... er, maybe it was chicago, maybe?? well this place was such a blast, this guy in a cut-off sleeve flannel gave me a ride to the fair in his large white van with no windows and all i did was eat a piece of his candy and i don't remember anything after that!! i am only 14 years old, and i don't remember much of that event, although i am pretty sure that i had my pants on inside out when i awoke, wierd huh?? well, i hope somebody out there can help, if so please contact P. swaybarlink at 313- 999- 69ME, thanks!!

2006-08-16 23:37:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Love your work, your questions are awesome, that's why i thought that i would take the liberty in stalking them =)

This one made me laugh so hard that i almost got kicked out of my university's library...

Thanks for that laugh and please keep them coming...

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2006-08-16 23:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Where I live, we have a mapbook. It is not just a map, it is in a book form with great details of street layouts, certain landmarks and it comes out every year with any changes added in. In Memphis, you can buy it only at the business that produces it.

2006-08-17 06:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by JRB 4 · 1 0

I'd say you young kids these days might want to wait a while, but it sounds like you already had to much of something, anyways stay away from strangers offering you candy and a ride

2006-08-17 06:48:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Don't cry little boy it will be alright. Here have a piece of candy and forget your troubles. I'll help you find the place you need to go. Sleep..........sleep.

2006-08-17 07:01:31 · answer #4 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0 0

so... u wannna go back 4 some more candy huh?
if i woke up and my pants was the wrong way round i'd be worried! but u did put a smile on my face!

2006-08-17 06:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by livinia 4 · 0 1

Just smash yourself some more and maybe you will remember!

2006-08-17 06:48:22 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0 1

there is no need to go at all.see thw search maps in your pc.locate AFTER GIVING ALL DETAILS and ask for a ma-p copy .
you must give clearly .

2006-08-17 06:47:02 · answer #7 · answered by Bhahagyam 4 · 0 1

Because you keep asking so many questions.

2006-08-17 08:16:12 · answer #8 · answered by Yahooligan! 4 · 0 0

DUDE, Wheres my body? Sweet.

2006-08-17 06:45:22 · answer #9 · answered by Shy Town 2 · 0 1

reminds me of a kidnap!

2006-08-17 06:45:02 · answer #10 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 0 1

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