No, no, no!” said the penguin, “I suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder!”
“Surprise! Surprise! That’s not my ear canal either!”
Oh no! The leak is coming from the Global Positioning Satellite System again!
“Mommy Mommy,” Little Johnny replied, “is that why the soufflé is burnt?”
“Tokyo?” Said the nun, “You fool, I said take the hoe!”
And then my dad farted and it smelled and I said to my father you farted and it smelled.
And slowly, the sheep turned to each other and glared silently.
“Whew!” said the blonde, “I thought you meant the vacuum-insulated sealable container with the heat reflective inner surface!”
“No wait, you don’t understand,” said the fat man, “Pop Tarts are a substitute for my mother’s love!”
As they opened the door they realized they were terribly mistaken. The dog was only taking a nap.
“Yeah,” said the Scottsman, “but at least I don’t have a scented hand soap named after ME!”
As she spoke he whirled the egg beater around and yelled “EGG BEATER!”
“Isotope?” He replied, “That’s no isotope!”
2006-08-16 23:15:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
See that clear liquid flowing out of my ears?? Yea you made my brain leak. The dogs are hungry and only innane question man will satisy them. Too bad your mom didn't think you were a pop tart huh. LOL Still love the name.
2006-08-16 23:24:58 · answer #1 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and then girl kicker licks the tube of the part of the monkey's family's testicles with no intention of offense but delicately considering this proposition with great likeness of girl kicker's face it seems obvous to definitely come into conclusion that this ***** has been fvcked in the second round of the pusy games in the day after tomorow and lol.
2006-08-17 06:30:14 · answer #2 · answered by atticus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here I thought I was inanely bad and twisted. You deserve 10 points for all that.
2006-08-17 06:21:14 · answer #3 · answered by Eric B 38 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats wrong wid u ppl?
2006-08-17 06:21:34 · answer #4 · answered by Bluepolka 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
.........and the silly looking ugly baby had to be named Girl Kicker!
2006-08-17 06:20:41 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha i smiled â¥
2006-08-17 07:12:05 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not a joke
2006-08-17 07:24:32 · answer #7 · answered by k_abhixxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not laughing..
2006-08-17 06:25:32 · answer #8 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
rectum? It nearly killed 'em.
2006-08-17 06:23:43 · answer #9 · answered by Sen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
erm..ok
2006-08-17 06:21:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋