Management story ....?

Question

Management Story !
Story 1:
It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun.
Along comes a fox, out on a walk.
Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"
Fox: "Hmm... But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your big claws will only destroy it even more"
Lion : "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed"
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches"
Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed"
The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with him.
Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun.
Wolf: "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you"
Wolf: "You don't expect me to believe such rubbish, do you? There is no way that a lazy lion with big claws can fix a complicated TV"
Lion: "No problem. Do you want to try it?"
The lion goes into his cave, and after a while comes back with a perfectly fixed TV. The wolf goes away happily and amazed.
Scene: Inside the lion’s cave. In one corner are half a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits that are busily doing very complicated work with very detailed instruments. In the other corner lies a huge lion looking very pleased with him.
Moral:
Management Lesson
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY A MANAGER IS FAMOUS; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.
In the context of the working world:
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS PROMOTED; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.
Story 2:
It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tipsy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
Fox: "What are you working on?"
Rabbit: "My thesis."
Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don’t eat foxes!"
Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"
They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing.
Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.
Wolf: "What's that you are writing?"
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."
Wolf : "you don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"
The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.
Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing?
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."
Bear: "Well that's absurd! "
Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"
Scene: As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.
Moral:
Management Lesson
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.
In the context of the working world:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT.

I cud not find any other category for this great story that i wanna share with ya all folks. I feel its so true and believe so! Thanks...

Disclaimer : No pun, whatsoever is intended hereinabove and it is only a story for ur to read and enjoy. Thanks!!

Answer 1

Wish I could forward this as a memo to ppl in my office. Alas..they hate me now haha..because I keep making suggestions and comments and childish people think I being so bossy. Haha..anyway I like the story

Answer 2

Lesson 1

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you And do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high...

Lesson 2

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshhit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 3

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, " I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, " We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.

Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shhit!

Moral of the story:

You don't need brain to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

Answer 3

over the years I actually have witnessed circumstances that could want to were dealt with more effective efficient. a million. a job, is assigned, and an worker is operating on it. inspite of the undeniable fact that the Boss, did not practice them one the right technique , after numerous hours the boss walks by skill of discovers the worker doing the pastime incorrect and berates him as if he by no skill had a mind or an section to placed one. A simular ingredient got here about to me many years in the past. My answer to him after he calmed down grow to be, If i'm requested to do a job, an no longer something is declared as to the thanks to do it , then I actually ought to anticipate that could want to be i'm doing it proper. If no longer , then classes on the way it grow to be to be executed might want to were made formerly i began. I actually have all so observed that their are some bosses that take the recognize a lady worker adversarial to different workers and believe me there is not any thanks to fix a difficulty which includes that . circumstances the position she feels that no remember what she does is fantastic and it doesn't remember to her if someone receives fired or quites their pastime because of the consistent rigidity she's inflicts on any body that looks flow options at her. i have been on each and each area of this , I actually were a worker and a chairman, And one ingredient that I realized grow to be, you opt to be able to practice a sparkling worker , you opt to be able to flippantly practice and worker, even as a mistake is made and instruct them the thanks to rectify it, and also you opt to provide a ( you doing a good pastime ) We appriciate your good artwork) even as they're doing a good pastime, or they merely saved you a ton of money by technique of catching a difficulty in time, themsleves. It doesn't continually might want to be monatary, inspite of the undeniable fact that it truly is between the most impotant issues a chairman desires to study, to provide credit even as and the position credit is due,

Answer 4

Beautiful double-storey building.

Answer 5

Nice man

Answer 6

2nd story, great. 1st story, nonsense. Good work dude.

Answer 7

Kudos. LOL.

Have a great day!

Answer 8

your stories were good(they are good now also). keep up with your management lessons

Answer 9

good story i am impressed

Answer 10

thts gr8 man........ rilli applies to today's world. can rilli identify with it.....