10 points to the funniest one or one that I've actually never heard before. (Heard alot of them).
2006-08-16 22:14:42 · 14 answers · asked by bburgandy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ant A saw Ant B hiding at a corner with one of his legs sticking out and Ant A ask, what are you trying to do? Ant B replied, " Sssshhhsss, I am trying to trip the ELEPHANT!!!"
2006-08-21 04:43:09 · answer #1 · answered by pn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between eating an elephant or peanut butter?
--Elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.
How do you stop a charging elephant?
--Take away its credit cards.
What game do elephants like to play most?
--Squash.
Why do elephants stomp on people?
--That is how they play squash.
2006-08-17 05:26:13 · answer #2 · answered by Ĩ Дιит Ќѓцѕ†¥ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
keep in mind, I remember this joke from childhood.
what did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? He said, "Here comes the elephants over the hill"
what did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? He said nothing, he didn't recognize them.
2006-08-20 13:35:20 · answer #3 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tarzan and an elephant were fighting, the elephant said: "ur so week n so small, n cant carry heavy things so shut up" Tarzan replied: "i agree with u, but at least my d*ck isn't in my face"!!!
2006-08-17 05:23:25 · answer #4 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evryday the elephant would walk thru da ant village & kill 1000 ants with 1 step. 1 day they decided enuf is enuf, it was time 2 call in Max-the strongest ant in da world.
When the elephant returned Max climbed up his thigh & asked his fellow ants; What must I do 2 the elephant? "No Max dont hurt him" they all cried out. Max crawled up da elephants back & asked again: What muz I do 2 the elephant, my fellow ants? "No Max please dont hurt him" they cried out once again. Max crawled further until he got to the elephants neck & called out: MY FELLOW ANTS WHAT MUZ I DO TO THIS ELEPHANT THAT IS KILLING OUR PEOPLE? This time all the ants screamed: "CHOKE HIM MAX, CHOKE HIM!!"
2006-08-17 07:23:03 · answer #5 · answered by pelexi(",) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats worse than raining cats n dogs?
raining elephants
2006-08-17 08:40:16 · answer #6 · answered by caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why do piglets hide their faces?
A: Coz they're ashamed they have pigs for mothers!
Q: WHy do baby elephants hide their faces?
A: Coz they're ashamed that their moms have a d*ck in the face! (lol!!!)
2006-08-17 05:58:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
at the park perimeter,a gamekeeper walks up to a poacher and asks, "what is that dead animal doing on the floor" the poacher says, " thats irrelaphant. and you can't arrest me coz it's not on a fence"
2006-08-17 08:10:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-17 23:12:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHY DID THE ELEPHANT WEAR SUNGLASSES?
YOU WOULD TOO IF YOU WERE WEARING A PINK SUIT!
2006-08-20 17:59:23 · answer #10 · answered by bigheadedb rat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋