I am crying and in pain from trying to do a quick pull off. My girl is just laughing at me and throwing things like lamps and tools at me. She is mad because I cheated on her...was what she did fitting for my crime? Is she insane? How will i get my balls and frank separated?
2006-08-16 21:29:55 · 33 answers · asked by No way man 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Use baby oil or any kind of oil and massage on skin.
2006-08-16 21:32:59 · answer #1 · answered by Yeni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use acetone (nail polish remover). Just make bloody sure you don't get it in your anus or urethra, it will burn like hell. The acetone will react with the superglue and cause it to lose it's adhesive properties.
PS - If you don't mind me asking, what the hell kind of weird kinky game were you playing that involved superglue and a dick?
Otherwise, the ER is best. Quietly tell the triage nurse what happened, and they will likely have the courtesy to take you to a secluded examination room so what happened will be between you and the doctor. The won't make a scene. Besides, you should read the kinds of things they see in there.
- Ball point pens sticking into penis
- Potato's stuck in vaginas (and sprouting)
- Girlfriend who choked on penis.
2006-08-16 21:34:00 · answer #2 · answered by jsprplc2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you did cheat on her, but what she did is worse. but I would dump her *** and go after the chick you cheated on her with, and make dam sure you flaunt this new chick in front of her.
From the sound of what she has done with the supper glue and throwing things, it is no wonder you cheated on here. She is phys and yes I would press charges against her. What she did was wrong and very dangerous. I would press *** ult charges and take her to court......
You go for it dude, and make the b. i. t. c. h. pay
Oh and by the way I am a female, who is taking the guys side.
Hey better yet just do not break up with her yet. And forget pressing charges. Act like your sorry for cheating and that you want to work things out. Then one night while she is sleeping take a sanitary pad and supper glue it to her cat down below. That will be the worst bush wack....imagine the pain of trying to remove the pad with all that hair stuck to it....
You know what they say, pay backs are a *********.
2006-08-16 21:40:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bypass away it for some days. Superglue on human epidermis will clearly, yet slowly, come off. bypass walking (this sounds nuts) however the sweat'll act as a organic sort of superglue mosituriser. Going to a well-being facility ought to artwork against u. some wisecrack would function you on the information :D
2016-10-02 04:45:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen to this: but do as i say!; if you don't want to burn like hell, do not use any acetone (it is going to work but hurts!) leave it like that and in a day or two, they wont be sticking together, but you will still have the glue on, just leave it like that until it wil all go away; don't worry..many of us here are with you on this one. I once put that glue on some guys lips..in few hours it was gone..DON'T WORRY!
2006-08-16 21:45:20 · answer #5 · answered by luv_mornings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am the 2nd to say this so......... use finger nail polish remover. but let me tell u a story i read when superglue 1st. came out. w/in the 1st. 30 days. listen carefully. a mayor of small town in back woods Missouri. fell asleep in his mistress's bed after a bout of sexual bliss[so he thought] she woke him up and kicked him out of her domain naked w/his pecker superglued to his belly button. it was a long stretch. it seem that he was cheating on his wife & said mistress found out he was cheating on her[the mistress] w/ some other female. all this in a small town. he was flown to St.Louis and had his thing surgically removed from said belly button. back then there was no solvent that removed the glue.
2006-08-16 21:48:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol sorry but it's funny because it sounds like something I'd want to do if a guy cheated on me but don't think I could go through with it.
You asked if it fit the crime. I'd say yeah.
I think you should probably go to the ER.
2006-08-16 21:34:57 · answer #7 · answered by Angie W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think she done the right thing you should not have cheated on her she is really hurt and upset and no she is not insane she wants you to feel the pain she is going tho.
learn from this never cheat on a person your with
I hope you are in pain think of the pain she is in
2006-08-16 21:35:54 · answer #8 · answered by Foxy lady 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try mineral spirits or acetone, but that may eat the flesh off. You may just need to give up and go to the E.R. even though it's embarrassing. Trust me, the E.R. staff has seen worse.
2006-08-16 21:35:07 · answer #9 · answered by xtcgurl123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RIP OFF!!!!
or get some solute and pour it on ur johnson but it will burn!!!
either way its gonna hurt and ur girl is still gonna come after u untill u super glue her head to her hand and shave one our brow lol revenge of the player.
2006-08-16 21:35:12 · answer #10 · answered by John k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhm... she may be insane but you would be insane for trying to do this without going to the hospital. It will take some delicate work to separate those.
2006-08-16 21:34:12 · answer #11 · answered by Kitia_98 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋