The toys and entertainments of today are anything but Godly. Lord of the Rings, with all it's wickedness? Harry Potter with the mark of the very beast? Dick Cavet??
Sesame street with it's deaf and crippled children, and hateful garbage monster. A big, gay mite-infested yellow bird.
Tickle me, Elmo? Tickle me, GOD!!!
Barbies Whorehouse and pink Corvette? Jesus' olive tree and borrowed donkey.
Supersoakers? Baptism.
Slot cars for Skoal? Pushcarts for Jesus.
Erector sets? Rapture sets.
Where can I buy these toys?
2006-08-16 20:45:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow!
You are a problem child aren't you?
Teach your children well.
Laugh and God laughs with you!
2006-08-16 20:58:01 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you sound like you believe the beast is more powerful than your God.
The beast is just a toothless lion, full of lies and deceit.
If you want your children to love Jesus, teach them the value of the truth, and not to fear anyone. Especially, not to fear the beast. Truth and peace.
2006-08-16 20:56:18 · answer #2 · answered by Tuna-San 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sesame street with it's deaf and crippled children?
wtf are you saying here? you DO realize that their are deaf and crippled kids in this world. are you one of those @ssholes that thinks badly of these children?
jerk.
2006-08-16 20:59:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pro 22:6 Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.
I Corinthians 13;8a, Love never fails!!!!!
JESUS IS LORD!!!!!
2006-08-16 20:52:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is the only way you can be funny is by making religious jokes? Why is it no one can be funny anymore without offending someone?
2006-08-16 20:51:39 · answer #5 · answered by Cy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can start by proving that a "jeebus" ever existed. All the christians have are unverifiable fairy tales.
2006-08-16 20:56:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
by setting a good example for them
2006-08-16 22:53:43 · answer #7 · answered by shazam 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same way we teach them to love spinach...by shoving it down their throats.
2006-08-16 20:57:30 · answer #8 · answered by Medusa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read this website from digital disciple.com
http://www.digital-disciple.com/harry_potter_granger.htm
2006-08-17 05:03:50 · answer #9 · answered by crazyperson1972 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
by your example if you want good kids that love
jesus then you need to read about his life and
and practice it in your life so that the kids can be
taught by you.
2006-08-16 20:51:57 · answer #10 · answered by gary b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋