2006-08-16 20:38:24 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He made them rare, thats probably how he likes it. Although, the bible says that the cooking of beef is a pleasing aroma to the Lord... Maybe he's a medium rare, like me.
WWJD? Jesus made water into good wine, so my guess would be a medium rare too... I dunno. I'll ask him at the feast.
2006-08-16 20:41:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on which God is doing the cooking and what type of steak the believer has.
2006-08-16 20:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by EasterBunny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
16 oz Porterhouse,Cooked Medium Rare, grilled over Mesquite wood, about 1 3/4 inch thick. Rock Salt & Pepper to his taste, fork & steak knife. I can't wait to join him for one!
2006-08-16 20:47:26 · answer #3 · answered by Maui No Ka Oi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lightly grilled by a 20 megaton air burst and flavoured by the gases released by the burning bodies of everybody he doesn't like perhaps.
2006-08-17 03:18:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burnt as in offerring. LOL.
I Corinthians 13;8a, Love never fails!!!!!
Gen 22:13 And Abraham lifted up his eyes, and looked, and behold behind [him] a ram caught in a thicket by his horns: and Abraham went and took the ram, and offered him up for a burnt offering in the stead of his son.
2006-08-16 20:43:33 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he likes them as rare and as fresh as he or SHE can get it. As a matter of fact, God chomps straight down on the cow while its still alive. The louder the moo, the better the taste.
2006-08-16 20:44:37 · answer #6 · answered by kitt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grilled, medium rare. With A1 sauce. Served with mashed potatoes and gravy and fried okra. I know God is eating good!!
2006-08-16 20:45:23 · answer #7 · answered by Cy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blue, with a drop of English Mustard on the side
2006-08-16 20:54:49 · answer #8 · answered by break 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't get starved like that... However he starves for our values. It is Satan waiting for steaks cooked well in hell... You might be his first bite... :)
2006-08-16 20:45:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is the question of our time.
I reckon he's a medium rare kinda guy, probably likes a side order of onion rings too.
2006-08-16 20:42:26 · answer #10 · answered by Caffeine Fiend 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋