Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers.
The redhead sighs and says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"
The redhead replies, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
2006-08-16 20:01:33 · 13 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
boL!!
2006-08-16 20:07:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To girls I dont give flowers.I give them choco chips. I eat the flowers by mixing with sour cream.
2006-08-17 03:45:44 · answer #2 · answered by Kheisofuzen 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, but don't blame her entirely. Some never do it in that position you know. Good one.
2006-08-17 05:32:27 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny n great
2006-08-17 05:52:30 · answer #4 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vulgar, but funny.
2006-08-17 03:46:00 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice ( in the non sarcastic way)
2006-08-17 03:27:25 · answer #6 · answered by someone in the world 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha but its kinda old sweetpea â¥
2006-08-17 03:05:56 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love it..............good 1
2006-08-17 03:33:38 · answer #8 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahhahha good one
2006-08-17 03:18:28 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, dumb blondes
2006-08-17 03:15:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mercy!!! LOL. LOL.
2006-08-19 12:25:10 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋