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ANSWER IS, you can beat an egg but you just cant beat, beating your meat

2006-08-16 19:22:08 · 9 answers · asked by scopexsociety2006 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

You got it wrong. It goes like this:

Q: Which of the following doesn't belong?
a) wife
b) dog
c) meat
d) bl*w job

A: Bl*w job. You can beat your wife, your can beat your dog, you can beat your meat; but nothing beats a bl*w job.

Try that version on your friends.

2006-08-16 19:37:40 · answer #1 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 0 2

AN egg you have for breakfast, beating your meat you do if you can't find a girlfriend.

2006-08-17 02:29:10 · answer #2 · answered by acid tongue 7 · 0 0

You can beat an egg but you can't beat a good w**k.

2006-08-17 12:48:16 · answer #3 · answered by button mushroom 3 · 0 0

beating an egg is right and beating your meat is wrong. lol

2006-08-17 02:29:19 · answer #4 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0 0

sorry, not really that funny, dude. maybe you should find a girlfriend so you can stop beating your meat, poor thing!

2006-08-17 02:49:00 · answer #5 · answered by canada grl 4 · 0 0

Get the wife to beat it for you.....nice !

2006-08-17 04:17:27 · answer #6 · answered by Bilko 2 · 0 0

hows about hard boiled meat

2006-08-17 20:59:41 · answer #7 · answered by ANNE743 2 · 0 0

I'm not coming round to yours for breakfast!

2006-08-17 03:41:14 · answer #8 · answered by greg m 3 · 0 0

acid said it best

2006-08-17 02:34:55 · answer #9 · answered by alexio 2 · 0 0

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