2006-08-16 19:16:27 · 8 answers · asked by Musty 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi Kicksy,
There are several jokes in india abt sardarjis just the way western people have jokes on blondes.
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A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab
today........
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are
still..... digging for more.
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"Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or
praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the
ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools
making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes
up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles
from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards... !!
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A sardarji falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a
love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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Dear Reciever ,
I am a SARDARJI virus. Since I am not so technologically advanced , I am a
MANUAL virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and
send this email to everyone you know. Thank you very much for helping
me.
SARDARJI virus
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An Indian Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill clinton.
Bill : I want to show you the US advancement .Come with me .(He takes him in a deep forest)
Bill : Dig the ground .Sardarji did it
Bill : more ..more....more
(Sardarji went upto 100feet)
Bill : So now ,try to search something
Sardarji : I got a wire
Bill :You know ,it shows thateven 200 years ago we used to have telephones
Sardarji became frustrated .He invited Bill to India
Next Year Bill Visits India
Sardarji : I wanted to show you our advancement the same , he takes Bill in forest.
Sardarji : Dig it .
Bill does it
Sardarji : more...... more ....more ...
(Bill goes upto almoist 400 feet .)
Sardarji : Try to find something .Bill tries
Sardarji : Did you get anything ?
Bill : no
Sardarji : yes ,even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS
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Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said
"My Mobile No. has changed .. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
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Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in MedicalCollege
Banta : Really, what is he studing
Santa : No is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe
a
man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?
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Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and
started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here,"
complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their
sandwiches.
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A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective
novels,but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start
from the middle keeps one curious not only about its
conclusion but also about its beginning
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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the
pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were
in effect due to the advances in education on earth.
In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly
soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are
Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and
Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected,
so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12
seconds in a year?"
The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,
March 2nd, etc...."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word
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Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be
painted in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter painted "Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist"
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Sardar found answer to most difficult question
question ever What comes first - the chicken or the
egg ?
Answer: which ever you order first.
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Man runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I just
won the 10 Million lotto.
Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?
Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !
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2006-08-16 23:41:15 · answer #1 · answered by fayaz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to a glitch in the celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously, even though their deaths have taken place decades apart. The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein. Saint Peter questions him.
"You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths certain people will go to, to sneak into Heaven under false pretenses. Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?" Saint Peter complies with a snap of his fingers. The blackboard and chalk instantly appear.
Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his special theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed.
"You really are Einstein! Welcome to heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials. Picasso doesn't hesitate. "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?" Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
Picasso erases Einstein's scribbles and proceeds to sketch out a truly stunning mural. Bulls, satyrs, nude women: he captures their essences with but a few strokes of the chalk. Saint Peter claps.
"Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!"
The last to arrive is George Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head. "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
Bush looks bewildered, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs, "Come on in, George."
2006-08-17 02:23:13 · answer #2 · answered by giko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A string walked into a bar and asked for a drink
The bartender pointed to a sign behind the bar that read
"We don't serve strings".
The string asked for a drink and the bartender said" can't you read, we don't serve strings."
Another string who had been watching this all transpire walked up to the bar and asked for a drink. The bartender said "Didn't you just hear me tell your friend we don't serve strings? Ain't you a string ? To which the string replied "No, I'm a fraid knot."
2006-08-17 02:29:36 · answer #3 · answered by Back Porch Willy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out his pants.
The bartender says, "Hey pirate, did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The Pirate says, "Arrrrr, it’s driving me nuts."
2006-08-17 02:22:58 · answer #4 · answered by imroser22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-17 04:00:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walked into a bar...
It hurt
2006-08-17 05:49:46 · answer #6 · answered by kendra dowson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's the difference between medium and rare?
A: Medium is 6inchs and rare is 12inchs.
2006-08-17 02:49:04 · answer #7 · answered by coolthug_gt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes walk into a building........
You think one of them would have seen it
2006-08-17 02:26:45 · answer #8 · answered by ma_zila 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋