You Have The Best Jokes....?

Question

Some of the jokes I've read on here lately have been the best ones I've heard in years. If you know any good ones (I don't care how long or how short), pls share them with me.

Answer 1

One morning, three Southerners and three Yankees were in a ticket
counter line at a train station. The three Northerners each bought a
ticket and watched as the three Southerners bought just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"
asked one of the Yankees.
"Watch and learn," answered one of the boys from the South.
All six boarded the train where the three Yankees sat down, but
the three Southerners c rammed into a toilet together and closed the
door.
Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to
collect tickets. He knocked on the toilet door and said, "Ticket,
please!"
The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a
ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on. The Yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed, so clever they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
That afternoon when they got back to the station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip and watched, while to their astonishment, the three Southerners didn't buy even one ticket.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked a perplexed
Yankee.
"Watch and learn," answered the three Southern boys in unison.
When they boarded the train, the three Northerners crammed themselves
into a toilet and the three Southerners crammed into another toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Southerners left their toilet and walked over to the toilet in which the Yankees were hiding.
The Southerner knocked on the door and said, "Ticket, please!"
There's just no way on God's green earth to explain how the
Yankees ever won the war.

Answer 2

Their are these two gay guys and they are having sex. The one on the bottom says: Hey babe I have go to go pee. I'm sorry. Hold on just a sec, and whatever you do dont finnish the job yourself. I'll be back.
The second gay guy: Ok just hurry up. I swear I wont finnish it myself!

So he gets up and goes pee real quick. When he comes out their is *** all over the walls.
The first gay guy: What did you do I thought I told you not to finnish the job yourself!!!!
The second gay guy: I didn't I swear!
The first gay guy: Then what did you do?
The second gay guy: Well..... Ummmm.....I farted.

this is my bro fav i allways tell... and yes he is gay

Answer 3

To little chickens were siting in a tree,
one fell dead and the other when to bed
Ha Ha Ha that's a joke.

Answer 4

Why when you are in the car it is shipment.. while when your in th ship it is called cargo?? pretty cool right?

Answer 5

http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

Please visit the above pages. I hope, it helps u.

Answer 6

i have jokes but too drunk to remember any...