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Satan keeps telling me that God wants me to have lots of sex and use lots of drugs. Should I listen?

2006-08-16 18:56:32 · 28 answers · asked by metal maniac 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

28 answers

At least it's an original thought. You would go for it even if he didn't tell you, my friend!

2006-08-16 19:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by Lalaith 2 · 0 0

Keep your god and enjoy the sex. Let satan have the drugs.

2006-08-16 19:04:00 · answer #2 · answered by lawwoo 1 · 0 0

Absolutely. Satan and God are good friends and share similar feelings on the subjects of sex and drug use.

2006-08-16 19:02:43 · answer #3 · answered by John S 1 · 0 0

i believe satan wants the opposit of what God wants. if God wants you to have lots of sex then satan would tell you the opposit, and if God doesn't want you to have lots of sex then satan would tell you....... what do you think?

by the way ...why are you listening to what satan has to say?

2006-08-16 19:42:50 · answer #4 · answered by ltlnizi 2 · 0 0

Satan is actually talking to you? Wow! That's an entire problem in itself.
Satan wants to talk to you about God's wants?...Wow! Another really big problem for you.
As for sex....how does your partner feel about that? Ask him/her, unless you don't have a partner. Hmmmm....what to say?
As for drugs.....sounds kinda like you already took too much of something....before you started thinking Satan was talking to about anything.
Good Luck with everything!

2006-08-16 19:06:31 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

Of course you must not listen to him. Never discuss, or negotiate anything with Satan. He is the master of the deceit. Stick to God. Resist in God and the devil shall flee!

2006-08-16 19:04:48 · answer #6 · answered by Carpe Thoreau 2 · 0 0

No. God is Fake.

But you should have lots of sex and use lots of drugs.

2006-08-16 19:07:07 · answer #7 · answered by Ann_Tykreist 4 · 0 0

Ha Ha Ha a good question if you want. god lets you make your own choices. As far as the sex goes and the drugs sounds like fun to me, but if you don't believe then you'll make your own choice and not have to ask for permission first!

2006-08-16 19:03:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, and if you continue to hear from Satan see a doctor. There are many medications that can block out unwanted voices in your head. Good luck.

2006-08-16 19:02:31 · answer #9 · answered by mother of Bridezilla 3 · 0 0

D'oh!
U KNEW where its came from, yet u still ask???

Yes u can have lots of sex till ur bird fell off after marriage.
And u can use lots of drugs in hospital as a doctor to heal ppl.

2006-08-16 19:04:57 · answer #10 · answered by J 3 · 0 0

Whatever.

2 pts

2006-08-16 19:03:33 · answer #11 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 0 0

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