Two turtles go camping and pack an eski with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. The first turtle turns to the second and says, "You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."
"No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."
"I promise I won't," says the turtle. "Just hurry!"
Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second turtle. Exasperated and starving, the first turtle digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly, the second turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it! I'm not f-cking going!"
2006-08-16 18:54:01 · 17 answers · asked by rowdy7802 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's pretty funny, but they are turtles and would have probably brought whiskey. Everybody knows turtles don't drink beer!
2006-08-16 19:02:28 · answer #1 · answered by mybebegwen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg are u kidding me that was really lame but so lame I couldn't help it you got a smile out of me and a little giggle. At least you had the balls to go for it. Nice job
2006-08-17 02:16:34 · answer #2 · answered by babycakes3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got a laugh out of me. I've never heard that one before. Funny!
2006-08-17 02:00:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-08-17 02:04:31 · answer #4 · answered by ▲ற▼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. LOL.
Have a great afternoon.
2006-08-17 15:25:18 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, good.
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2006-08-17 03:05:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. This one's better...
Q: What do you call an occupied bathroom on an airplane?
A: a hypotenuse! (high pot in use)
2006-08-17 02:03:13 · answer #7 · answered by Ammy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny and I haven't heard it before!
2006-08-17 02:00:24 · answer #8 · answered by deejo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's decent, but it's not new.
It appeared on ebaumsworld.com not too long ago.
2006-08-17 01:59:09 · answer #9 · answered by gatekepa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think its funny
2006-08-17 02:10:36 · answer #10 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋