Cuz i want to be one!!!
2006-08-16 18:28:21 · 11 answers · asked by thesilkysmoove 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I think they're only hiring for gay roles. Go for it, you'd probably be good at that.
2006-08-16 18:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you want to be a pornstar, let me tell you what happened when I auditioned for a movie starring Tera Patrick.
Auditioner: How many times have you had sex in your lifetime?
Me: About 9,000 times sir, on my last count, the last about 15 minutes ago with your secretery.
Auditioner: Good, good. And how long is your d-i-c-k?
Me: 10 inches on a bad day, more or less 12 when I'm in the mood. And may I add, it's very thick.
Auditioner: Good, good. I suppose you can last long?
Me: I will last forever if you want, until I hear you yell, CUT!!
Auditioner: Good, good. And have you had any kind of STD?
Me: Absolutely not!!!
Auditioner: NEXT!!!!
2006-08-17 02:14:01 · answer #2 · answered by megalomanya 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Walk into the sleaziest, filthiest motel you can find, preferrably one with male hookers hanging outside and I'm sure they can put you in touch.
2006-08-17 01:32:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all you need a great bod and a large ****
2006-08-17 01:33:33 · answer #4 · answered by sweenygirll 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be hung like a horse
2006-08-17 01:31:36 · answer #5 · answered by mixershaun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to Cali,get yourself a chick who wants the same.....
2006-08-17 01:32:20 · answer #6 · answered by snoogans 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your poor parents
2006-08-17 01:36:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a BIGGGG one!!!!!!!!! =yummy=
2006-08-17 01:33:19 · answer #8 · answered by PUTT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good looking, muscular, hung, and creamy :)
2006-08-17 01:32:49 · answer #9 · answered by Travis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have stamina
2006-08-17 01:32:13 · answer #10 · answered by viper8641 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋