What's the cutest or funniest thing your child has said to you?

Question

"Mommy can you stop singing, when you sing I feel like I'm going to puke" - my son

Answer 1

not my kids they can't talk very well yet but my nephew ,at christmas time he had to sing in his school performance and they were singing feliz navidad, but he kept shouting very proudly " fleas, on my dog"

Answer 2

We pulled into a parking lot at the same time as our neighbors arrived and my son exclaimed "Mommy, we knotted." Instead of we tied. I thought it was hilarious.

My other child used to get mad when people sang off key, like American Idol, he'd turn to the TV and say "Stop that."

Answer 3

These are from my 3 year old daughter:
Cutest: " You're the best mommy in the whole wide ever!"
Funniest: She was standing in the kitchen holding a marble.Then she let it fall out of her hand and roll across the tile floor and said "my eye, my eye. I lost my eye."

Answer 4

A family member had passed away and I took my daughter who is 3 to the visitation with me. When my daughter saw the man laying there she asked "Mommy is that man asleep in heaven?" and I said yes honey he sure is in heaven. And she responded with "Mommy that man is having a party with Jesus in Heaven"
Everyone that heard her had smile come upon their face for they knew that the man was in heaven and that my little girl had just reminded them that even tho its hard to let go of someone you love that they are in a much better place. That night on the way home my little girl asked "Momma can we get our ANGEL SUITS on and fly up to heaven?" It brought tears to my eyes, how simple minded and inosent are our children if only things could be that simple in Life.

Answer 5

My daughter doesn't really talk yet (nothing beyond "hi", "mama", "daddy", and so on). But I had something happen when I was watching my oldest nephew (he's now 13 - then he was 3). He was spending the weekend with me, and I was in the kitchen getting our supper ready. Well, a glass jar of spaghetti sauce fell out of the cupboard and right onto my little toe (you bet it hurt!). I doubled over in pain, doing everything in my power not to let the swearing fly, and he walks over to me and bends over so he is looking into my face. "Aunt Pam, are you going to say damn it now?"

I know that when they swear you are not supposed to laugh, but that was very funny to me. The pain seemed to go away. . .

Answer 6

That IS a good one.

I have a couple - when I went to get him up before school one day he said, "I'm not finished dreaming." Me neither, child. Me, neither.

And when he was smaller, he sometimes gave inanimate objects a voice - I can remember him looking in the refrigerator saying, "Cheese, where are you?" He believed he would get a response.

Answer 7

My 3 month old son has just started cooing and to me it's like angels singing.

Answer 8

We were on the car ride to the pediatrician's for check-ups for the children, and I was preparing them by saying what the doctor would be doing. I said, "He'll see how tall you are and how much you weigh, he'll do things like use the light to see in your eyes..."
and as I was in the process of getting to the next thing my three-year-old daughter said, "and check your knee-flexes..."

Another one: My five-year-old son knew I had lost my father to a heart attack, and he seemed aware that its a sad thing not to have one's father around. One day he announced, "When I grow up I want to be a doctor and fix broken hearts." It just struck me that his lack of knowing the word, "cardiologist", made his plan to be able to fix broken hearts somehow more poignant to me, in my own situation.

One more: My four-year-old son on one occasion asked what was "so big" about Marilyn Monroe (which, in itself, is kind of funny); but the punchline to my story is that when I said how a lot of people had thought she was very beautiful he said, "You're prettier than she is" (which, of course, reminded of how special it is to be viewed through the eyes of one's four-year-old little boy). Not long after that I was absent-mindedly singing in the kitchen as I did work. The same little son came into the room and said he had thought I was playing my Barbra Streisand cassette (which - trust me on this - would have sounded one heck of a lot different than the sounds I was producing as I cleaned up the kitchen). The fact is sometimes four-year-olds don't see things the way the rest of us do, and yet I had to smile to myself to think how - in the eyes of my precious little man - I was more beautiful than Marilyn Monroe and sounded just like Barbra Streisand! Reason enough to have children I'd say.

Answer 9

I had my daughter in the car and it was raining, so I had the wipers on. When we got home and pulled into the garage, I turned them off. And my little girl asked "Mom, why are they lying down?"

A few years later she cames down stairs and this is how the conversation went:
"Mom, do you know what I found?!"
"What did you find Winny?"
"Dead bugs!"
"Where did you find dead bugs?!"
"Between my toes!"

It was too funny, and I had a hard time convincing her that it was just sock fuzz.

Answer 10

We were in McDonalds drive through with our window down and the semi was there unloading and my daughter has a speech /hearing problem and she yelled out that **** driver is taking our food and everyone looked at us and smiled.