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I have a Mooslim brother who told me that the Bible says waves are caused by farts from whales like the one that swallowed Jonah (pbuh). Is he telling the truth or is this Islamic al-taqiyya?

2006-08-16 18:03:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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here's another fact,when whales ejaculate they release hundreds of gallons in the ocean,anybody want to go swimming ?

2006-08-16 18:15:01 · answer #1 · answered by snoogans 5 · 1 0

Well, first, if he is Muslim he should probably stick to the Koran, because that is what Muslims tend to read. The Bible talks about a giant fish, but not a whale, swallowing Jonah. If he's that far off on this, maybe it would be best just to smile and nod when he says such things...he may not know any better, and since you love your brother you probably don't want to make too many waves (ha! pardon the pun).

2006-08-16 18:13:05 · answer #2 · answered by Mark L 3 · 0 0

The waves are a gravitational pull. Not a whale fart! The Bible does'nt mention the word fart!

2006-08-16 18:10:37 · answer #3 · answered by Cindy S 2 · 0 0

NO. With all that oil money,we would think a bit
more would be spent on science and schools,yet I hear that
those oil nations have plenty of poor people
cause the ruling families don't share a lot with
the 'lower class'.

2006-08-16 18:15:33 · answer #4 · answered by Bro Ja 2 · 0 0

He's making up crap. The Bible says nothing of the sort. The waves are created by the moon's gravitational pull.

2006-08-16 18:08:00 · answer #5 · answered by bachlava_9 3 · 1 0

I thought this was written by an adorable four year old until I read the phrase "Islamic al-taqiyya."

2006-08-16 18:08:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

That's some Gassy Whales. LOL

2006-08-16 18:09:40 · answer #7 · answered by gonicki31 3 · 0 0

I'd say Islamic alitadida...
What's a tidal wave? Whale diarrea?

2006-08-16 18:06:47 · answer #8 · answered by fred[because i can] 5 · 0 0

That, is adorable.
Waves are not caused by whale farts, and are not even made of just water, they are made of energy.

2006-08-16 18:52:54 · answer #9 · answered by Sen 4 · 0 0

Is he a fraternal brother or one of the many brothers?
He is kidding you hun, so sorry.
Waves are NOT i repeat NOT made by whales farting. I hope this helps you.
Also muslim is spelt muslim.
see this site
http://gpc.edu/~pgore/Earth&Space/GPS/waves-currents-tides.html
It is fantastic

2006-08-16 18:14:32 · answer #10 · answered by hmmmmmmanna 2 · 0 0

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