A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand
of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys
a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his
wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic rubbers?" she blurts, "What makes
them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver
and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she
asks cheekily.
"Why, Gold, of course!" says the man proudly.
The wife responds ruefully, "Why don't you wear
Silver. It would be nice if you came second for
a change!"
2006-08-16 17:56:13 · 23 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH LET ME TELL YOU---AIN'T IT THE TRUTH.....
Thanks for the laugh----good one
2006-08-22 07:52:39 · answer #1 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha!
2006-08-16 18:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by Pia M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-08-20 15:25:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2006-08-22 12:49:32 · answer #4 · answered by LOIS ANN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just don't buy the Special Olympic Condoms. I heard there's some defect with them!!!
2006-08-16 18:10:00 · answer #5 · answered by Jersey's Franchise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stay in shape, shop all your kit properly oiled, prepare tirelessly and with multible companions for best properly rounded experience and decide for the GOLD! stable luck...and that i'm resentful.
2016-10-02 04:40:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was that the same guy who almost ignored his wife during football season until finally she unplugged the tv...
'hey what you doing????'
'i'm sick of sports, i'm sick of tv!'
she complained, 'you haven't touched me in months',...
'we are going to talk about sex right now or no tv!'
'ok, ok, ' he said, and after a moment...' so , how often do you think ben rothenberger gets laid?'
2006-08-16 18:27:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard that one before, and that's good cause I loved it, It's just downright funny!!!
2006-08-17 12:32:34 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-08-21 00:48:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
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I couldn't stop laughing. I think something shot out of my nose!
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what?? you wnt me to repeat it?? ok
2006-08-21 21:57:38 · answer #10 · answered by astrobell m 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋