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A sneaker I'm not, though much the same
(Just think of what I do)
My only master comes up lame,
If I should be run through.

Left or right, to or fro,
I'll take you anywhere,
I often take a welcome rest
When master's in repair.

What am I?

2006-08-16 17:01:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

MaryAm*...you got that right...congratz..

thanks everyone...:)

2006-08-16 17:29:43 · update #1

23 answers

A Tire

2006-08-16 17:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by Maryam B 3 · 3 0

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2016-03-27 05:27:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

definately monica lewinsky, she sneaks around, but she isn't a shoe. her master, bill, comes up lame when she is run through...... aka, the gang bang train!! she goes to and fro and on a cigar, and takes a rest when bill is in bed with hilary, his repair shop, i'm sure he gets all the rest and peace he needs in her cold bed. definately monica you are!!

2006-08-16 22:57:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Horseshoe.

2006-08-16 17:07:08 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

umm feet because a sneaker is on your foot when you walk and feet walk. your feet take you places and when you need a rest you want to be off your feet. yea it must be feet

2006-08-16 17:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by An average girl <3 3 · 0 0

Legs!

2006-08-16 17:16:38 · answer #6 · answered by ding d 2 · 2 0

a car

2006-08-16 17:06:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

SCREEEEECHHH oops to hard on the brakes its a tyre

2006-08-16 19:00:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A tire?

2006-08-16 17:09:37 · answer #9 · answered by Summer Rain 4 · 2 0

A sock?

2006-08-16 17:06:57 · answer #10 · answered by Justine 2 · 0 0

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