would you poop your pants??
I think i would.
2006-08-16 15:56:43 · 23 answers · asked by bhcky79 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
yeah, of course i would i mean I'd be so nervous.
2006-08-16 16:00:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I would not because if the Lord Jesus Christ returned in the clouds to take be off this earth the body and all that goes with is going to stay here. You need to believe and trust in the fact that the Lord Jesus Christ died for your sins and then you can go up when He calls us off this earth. 1 Thessalonians 4: 16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: 1 Thessalonians 4: 17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
2006-08-16 23:05:31 · answer #2 · answered by Ray W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you live as God wants you to, you will have no need to pee, poop, vomit, or pass out for that matter....lol. If ya life is in order cheers to you! If not start pooping and praying buddy. Ha ha ha. Peace.
2006-08-16 23:06:01 · answer #3 · answered by Airam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if jesus returned he would seperate us and who goes to heaven and who goes to hell. No i wouldn't poop my pants.
2006-08-16 23:00:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah come to think of it. I guess I should go buy some adult diapers to prepare for his return. I'll be ready. Oh yes, I'll be ready.
2006-08-16 23:03:23 · answer #5 · answered by requiem42 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would as im not a believer and I would go to hell. But thats not a reason for me to believe in Jesus; If i believed in him just in case he was true, then thats not believing out of self will, its out of fear.
2006-08-16 23:17:54 · answer #6 · answered by leikevy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Jesus returns, I hope not.
2006-08-16 23:01:27 · answer #7 · answered by justwondering 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is one of two things that would happen....
You would be begging the rocks to fall on you
or
You would be llifting up your hands and singing Alleluia
2006-08-16 23:02:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah, I would kiss his butt till I am forgiven for all the sins I didnt know I commited.
2006-08-16 23:01:30 · answer #9 · answered by allie m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is bones, so I don't think I'd recognize him.
2006-08-16 23:02:19 · answer #10 · answered by T Time 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! I think I'd have a heart attack and my bowels would go to.
2006-08-16 23:00:55 · answer #11 · answered by ICU 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋