A duck walks into a grocery store and asks the man at the counter if they got any grapes. The man replies with a no. The next day the duck walks into the same grocery store and asks the same man the same question. "NO! and if u ask me again i'll staple ur feet to the floor", he answered. So the next day the duck duck walks into the same grocery store and walks up to the man and asks, " Do u got any staples?" The man replied no. " Well in tht case, you got any grapes?"
2006-08-16 15:54:34 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and then the grocery clerk replies by saying ''I do remember we had a new shipment of shotguns arrive today!''. So he took out a shotgun and shot the duck. Then at night the whole staff of the store had duck stew for supper, and they lived happily ever after! The end.
Then the ducks brother walks in and asks ''do you have any grapes yet?''
2006-08-16 16:02:04 · answer #1 · answered by Ragriav 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say it was sour grapes on the part of the man. Because he wasn't a duck.
Ducks are great. Remember daffy duck and donald duck and that stupid duck on that stupid show in the early eighties about making a cartoon about a stupid duck starring jim carrey.
What about duck'n'cover. Ducks are great. I've got three ducks flying up my fireplace. I shoot them every night. Guess they forgot to duck. Oh, I forgot about duck soup. Yeah, I get ducks.
2006-08-24 02:58:15 · answer #2 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NIce. But it sounds familiar. Check this out:
A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "You got any fish?" The bartender replies, "No, this is a bar and we don't sell fish," so the duck leaves.
The next day, the duck goes back to the bar and asks, "You got any fish?" The bartender says, "I told you yesterday, this is a bar and we don't sell fish!"
The following day the duck returns and says, "You got any fish?"
The bartender loses it, grabs the duck by the neck and screams, "I TOLD YOU TWICE, THIS IS A BAR. WE DON'T SELL FISH. IF YOU ASK AGAIN, I'M GONNA NAIL YOUR WEBBED FEET TO THE
FLOOR!" The next day, the duck goes into the bar and asks, "Got any nails?" The bartender sighs and says, "No, we don't have any nails." The duck says, "Good. Got any fish?"
2006-08-23 15:24:45 · answer #3 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart duck and funny too
2006-08-23 07:01:31 · answer #4 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-08-16 15:58:51 · answer #5 · answered by eyeque195 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, I heard this joke off of a Television Show before. You didn't make this up. Ha ha! Caught you in the act!
2006-08-24 08:35:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
That's one smart duck.
2006-08-16 16:35:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't a elephant's like to play cards in a jungle? There's to many cheetahs!
2006-08-24 11:09:08 · answer #8 · answered by stephanie L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it like a million times, but it does make me chuckle every time I hear it.
2006-08-24 07:05:30 · answer #9 · answered by rebelsweetie6901 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-08-24 03:47:53 · answer #10 · answered by Joyous Dawn in the morning 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋