jesus is a perv if he does
2006-08-16 15:39:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, god is a perv.
So is Santa.
2006-08-16 15:40:37 · answer #1 · answered by Bright Eyes 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You must really do some bad things in the bathroom since this is second time you have ask this question. God is a Spirit He is all knowing, all powerful and He is every where. So what ever you do is open before God. You need to believe and trust in the fact that the Lord Jesus Christ died for your sins and let Him take care of your sins. John 4: 24 God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
2006-08-16 23:00:24 · answer #2 · answered by Ray W 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some verses you need to understand:
As for God being able to see you in the bathroom:
Pro 15:3 The eyes of the LORD [are] in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
As for Jesus being a pervert:
Mat 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
Rev 20:11 And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them.
Rev 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is [the book] of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
Rev 20:13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
Rev 20:14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
Rev 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
Joh 12:48 He that rejecteth me, and receiveth not my words, hath one that judgeth him: the word that I have spoken, the same shall judge him in the last day.
Isa 43:10 Ye [are] my witnesses, saith the LORD, and my servant whom I have chosen: that ye may know and believe me, and understand that I [am] he: before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after me.
Isa 43:11 I, [even] I, [am] the LORD; and beside me [there is] no saviour.
Rom 10:9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
Rom 10:10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
You need to reconsider the path your feet are on my friend, before it's too late for you.
Dear Old Dad
2006-08-16 22:53:57 · answer #3 · answered by Dear Old Dad 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
god sees all. he knows everything you're thinking. he also sees you when something dangerous is about to happen to you and he stops it. well he is more forgiving than i would be if you said that sort of stuff about me and i was your creator. can you come up with a question that has some intelligence to it or is your mind on your constipation problems where paranoia sets in that someone may be watching you have a hard time using your back end that was given to you by god in the first place? mmmmm????
2006-08-16 22:48:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Max, God has much "bigger" things to watch after than what you have in the bathroom.
2006-08-16 22:45:29 · answer #5 · answered by Only hell mama ever raised 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually this 'perv' is the one who allows you to breath while you are in the bathroom. If not, you would die. Be careful messing with religion. If you don't agree, don't slander it. It could be a bad thing for you.
2006-08-16 22:45:24 · answer #6 · answered by King Ted 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
According to this Baptist church, God does watch you in the bathroom.
2006-08-16 22:44:48 · answer #7 · answered by LaRue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God cannot be tempted like a human would. So His motives are completely pure. Do you have something to be ashamed of? Better discuss it with Him.
2006-08-16 22:45:14 · answer #8 · answered by Makemeaspark 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God saw you in your birthday suit many times.
2006-08-16 22:59:35 · answer #9 · answered by Joeybirdie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the group Styx said it best" you've got too much time on your hands"
2006-08-16 22:46:21 · answer #10 · answered by firechap20 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋