Seriously. Inquiring minds want to know.
2006-08-16 15:08:29 · 16 answers · asked by Smegma Jesus 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Reported. Sicko
2006-08-16 15:13:42 · answer #1 · answered by RealDeal 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Seriously, they're somethings that inquiring minds shouldn't know
2006-08-16 15:15:47 · answer #2 · answered by joy-ann 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
why do want to disgrace a woman who is exalted and honored?
how can u be so vicious to play with a woman's reputation.
surah maryam-quran
16 And make mention of Mary in the Scripture, when she had withdrawn from her people to a chamber looking East,
17 And had chosen seclusion from them. Then We sent unto her Our Spirit and it assumed for her the likeness of a perfect man.
18 She said: Lo! I seek refuge in the Beneficent One from thee, if thou art Allah-fearing.
19 He said: I am only a messenger of thy Lord, that I may bestow on thee a faultless son.
20 She said: How can I have a son when no mortal hath touched me, neither have I been unchaste?
21 He said: So (it will be). Thy Lord saith: It is easy for Me. And (it will be) that We may make of him a revelation for mankind and a mercy from Us, and it is a thing ordained.
22 And she conceived him, and she withdrew with him to a far place.
23 And the pangs of childbirth drove her unto the trunk of the palm-tree. She said: Oh, would that I had died ere this and had become a thing of naught, forgotten!
24 Then (one) cried unto her from below her, saying: Grieve not! Thy Lord hath placed a rivulet beneath thee,
25 And shake the trunk of the palm-tree toward thee, thou wilt cause ripe dates to fall upon thee.
26 So eat and drink and be consoled. And if thou meetest any mortal, say: Lo! I have vowed a fast unto the Beneficent, and may not speak this day to any mortal.
27 Then she brought him to her own folk, carrying him. They said: O Mary! Thou hast come with an amazing thing.
2006-08-16 15:27:11 · answer #3 · answered by marissa 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2006-08-16 15:14:08 · answer #4 · answered by sweetie_baby 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Which Mary?
2006-08-16 15:13:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
She didn't have intercourse-Mary was a virgin. God artificially insemenated her. Rumor has it, the best part of Jesus dribbled down God's leg.
2006-08-16 15:18:17 · answer #6 · answered by Duck Fubya 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's phucking hilarious. Keep 'em coming!
2006-08-16 15:34:42 · answer #7 · answered by Cartman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How dare you speak of the *virgin* Mary that way! I hope GOD forgives you!
2006-08-16 15:18:57 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't know, but I know your mom and sister can!! Or was that your girlfriend or wife? No, maybe it was your aunt!
2006-08-16 15:41:20 · answer #9 · answered by pinky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Again, as far back as your mom can put her feet.
2006-08-16 15:16:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋