"I'm F-ing Betty Davis" she meows. She threw bourbon at the dog and told him he was fired and then propositioned the hamster for sex. What the hell do we do?
2006-08-16 14:58:17 · 17 answers · asked by Bruce B 4 in Pets ➔ Cats
your cat and I have alot in common!
2006-08-16 16:19:15 · answer #1 · answered by geejtopia 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should stop letting your cat watch old movies on Turner Movie Classic Channel. Most cable remotes have a way to lock out certain channels. Take some responsibility for what she watches, after all, you are the parent. Or you may need to send her to CMA (classic movies anonymous) so she can go through their 12 step program.
And you'll need to get a better lock for your liquor cabinet.
2006-08-16 15:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by kids and cats 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bette Davis? Sounds like she must be really old cat. However, I think she is really telling you that she's Madonna, so you're the one who's really old. And you're hard of hearing to boot. She probably threw your Geritol at the dog and propositioned the hamster for dinner in her stomach at six. Take your Aricept, pops, and get some new batteries for your hearing aid. And give the lingerie back to Thelma the 80 year old tease at the Bingo Parlor!
2006-08-16 15:14:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Does this cat have a manager yet? Sounds like this cat is a star and just wants to be treated like one.
2006-08-16 15:33:14 · answer #4 · answered by historybug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to break precedent by responding to a pointless question here and say that I sat here and laughed for three minutes when I read that. Kudos to you and your cat!!!
2006-08-16 15:05:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are just dellusional. You might have some sort of Mental Illness. You know they have medications for illness'such as yours, right? Check yourself into a Mental Hospital and you should be fine.
2006-08-16 16:34:55 · answer #6 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Let me get this right, your girl is walking around in panties and a bra and she thinks she is bette davis and throwing liquor at your dog? Tell her to share what she is smoking with you - oh wait! She already has..............i'm jealous.
2006-08-16 15:04:26 · answer #7 · answered by Brooke's Mommy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
She probably is betty davis...does she have betty's eyes?
2006-08-16 15:23:56 · answer #8 · answered by Bonnie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
enjoy the show and call the national enquirer!
LOL............But Cha are in the litterbox Blanche! Cha are!!!
2006-08-16 15:31:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey hey!! send her over to my place!! can I have her number please? She might also like to know that I often get drunk and piss in the microwave and sometimes I could swear that I'm Johnny Depp.
2006-08-16 16:12:59 · answer #10 · answered by catsup 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋